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The second team paradocks was to coach in his career. Founded in the long since defunct Ladder division, where they'd play the first five matches of their career. The team's very successful beginnings would give paradocks the springboard to finance his super ogre squad the Slaya Hataz. After a lengthy hiatus they switched over to the newly recognised CRP format with the League division being their new home.

The team's very poor performance in their 7th match earned the coaches a stern reprimanding, leading to the appointment of Jesse Gulpan as assistant coach.

Head Coach: Jon Garby
Assistant Coaches: Jesse Gulpan, Big Don Stud Girthlin
Cheerleading Squad: Inextricable Curfew

Team Mascot: Dodi McDrunky

New Recruits: Grant Illborogh, Matt 'Krusting' Curlstew, Aidan Mogen, Eddy Windwalkeshaw, Brett Hevvan, Dean Gallows, Gracey Gulpan, Dan Vindaloo

[Theme Music]
Guns 'n Roses - Reckless Life (Alternate Demo Version)

[Records]
Highest Fan Factor: 10 (After 6th match)

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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tommy 'the Tranquilizer' Zwart
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG, Guard, Tackle
   9 0 8 0 3 2 40/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
2
Tuaki 'Prince Alkaline' Tumultuous
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Dodge
   10 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
3
Rob 'Rhetorik Retort' Sullenger
Lineman
5 3 3 8
Wrestle
 -ma, m 10 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(0)k
  
4
Andrew Stampleton
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Jaimo 'Cantankerous' Deceitfus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
7
Wade 'Caveman' Jedite
Lineman
6 3 3 8   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Robby 'Agitated Pron King' Marx
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   10 0 1 0 3 0 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
9
Lennox 'Child of Sumer' Incantinim
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   10 6 0 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Anton '1 Inch Hologram' Perenthius
Lineman
5 3 4 8
+AG
 -ma 9 2 1 0 2 0 9/16 90k
(50+40)k
  
11
Shirlock 'the Deviant' Midas
Lineman
6 3 3 8   9 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Lewis 'the Unlucky Bard' Sheen
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA, Block
 n 9 0 5 0 0 1 20/31 110k
(60+50)k
  
13
Hadleigh 'the Leaping Fox'
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Fraser 'the Razor' Sombes
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1500k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (6/1/3) |TD Diff:5 (16 - 11) |Cas Diff:5 (10/4/3 - 4/6/2)
Last Opponent: Inti li inti Mejjet!
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   1.030k
Dark Elf22/0/02.0-0.51.5   0.5   0.5-0.5   1.0   0.0190k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.010k
Nurgle11/0/03.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-50k
Ogre11/0/03.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.070k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.090k
Wood Elf21/0/11.5-2.00.0   0.5   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-20k
Total106/1/31.6-1.11.0   0.4   0.3-0.4   0.6   0.249k