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West Harm United
Retired [L] Daemons of Khorne

We are a team of questionable on-pitch quality. Our brutality and bloody-mindedness are, however, outmatched only by that of our fans. The loyal fans, sporting the best forehead tattoos in the land, and by far the biggest necks (edit: it is possible those softies from Milfwall FC from south of the River of Pus come pretty close, but shhhh)

We are the mighty WEST HARM of the East End of Chaos Wastes (aka Londinium).


...now, from a real West Ham chant (suits the Khorne team spot on methinks):

My old man said be a millwall fan and I said b****** cks you're a c**t,we'll take the north bank in half a minute, we'll take the shed with the whole stand in it, we hate the scousers, the man united mouthers, we give them a kicking ever year, cos we are the boys with cockney accent and the west ham boys are here.


OBBA Premiership season 34 - WINNERS
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bobby-no-More
Bloodthirster
6 5 1 8
Claw, Frenzy, Horns, Juggernaut, Loner, Regeneration, Wild Animal
Mighty Blow, Guard, Break Tackle, Stand Firm
 -av 39 0 0 0 27 2 64/ 260k
(180+80)k
  
2
Joe Hurt
Khorne Herald
6 4 3 8
Frenzy, Horns, Juggernaut
Guard, Block, +ST
 m 40 1 1 0 5 4 34/ 180k
(0)k
  
3
Frederick Khornoute
Khorne Herald
6 3 3 8
Frenzy, Horns, Juggernaut
Guard, Block
   29 2 2 0 2 1 17/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Frank Thumpart
Bloodletter Daemon
6 3 4 7
Horns, Juggernaut, Regeneration
Dodge, Block, Sure Hands, +AG, +MA
 -ma 40 5 21 0 3 2 84/ 210k
(80+130)k
  
5
Marlon Gorewood II
Bloodletter Daemon
6 3 3 7
Horns, Juggernaut, Regeneration
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Dimitri Painet
Bloodletter Daemon
6 3 3 7
Horns, Juggernaut, Regeneration
Block, Dodge
   25 3 1 0 1 4 28/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
8
Reece Knocksford II
Pit Fighter
6 3 3 8
Frenzy
 m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
  
9
Paul Mince II
Pit Fighter
6 3 3 8
Frenzy
Guard, Block
   4 0 0 1 1 3 19/ 110k
(60+50)k
  
10
Paolo di Khornio
Pit Fighter
5 3 3 8
Frenzy
 -ma 9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Mark Not-so-Noble
Pit Fighter
6 4 3 8
Frenzy
Block, +ST
   40 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 130k
(60+70)k
  
12
Rio Frenzynand
Pit Fighter
6 3 3 8
Frenzy
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Javier Massacrano II
Pit Fighter
6 3 3 8
Frenzy
Mighty Blow
   6 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 90k
(60+30)k
  
17
Kevin Coldwing
Journeyman Pit Fighter
6 3 3 8
Frenzy
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Bartkolo Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Daemons of Khorne Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1700k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 490k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1940k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:41 (13/8/20) |TD Diff:-11 (37 - 48) |Cas Diff:-41 (39/18/15 - 67/39/7)
Last Opponent: Hellas Nurglona
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Bretonnian31/0/20.7-1.01.7   0.3   0.3-1.7   1.0   0.0227k
Chaos Chosen10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   2.0   0.060k
Chaos Dwarf51/0/40.6-1.40.4   0.4   0.8-2.0   0.8   0.4164k
Chaos Renegade20/0/20.0-1.50.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-15k
Daemons of Khorne10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Dwarf21/1/01.5-1.00.5   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.0-60k
Elven Union20/2/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.5   0.0-40k
Goblin11/0/02.0-0.03.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Necromantic Horror30/1/20.7-2.00.7   1.0   0.3-2.3   1.3   0.367k
Nurgle52/1/21.2-1.00.8   0.4   0.2-2.8   1.4   0.2-210k
Orc52/1/21.0-1.01.0   0.2   0.4-1.2   0.8   0.2-194k
Shambling Undead10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-440k
Slann42/0/21.3-1.51.5   0.3   0.3-1.0   0.5   0.3-80k
Tomb Kings31/0/20.7-1.31.0   0.7   0.3-2.3   2.0   0.3-263k
Underworld Denizens10/0/10.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-400k
Wood Elf22/0/01.5-0.02.0   1.5   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-170k
Total4113/8/200.9-1.21.0   0.4   0.4-1.6   1.0   0.2-68k