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We Be Big!
Roster [L] Orc Big 'Un (BIBBL)





Head Coach:
Kerrebrokkus

Race:
Big'uns

Team Colours
Orks In Iron

We Be Big
"Yeah there was this real big git who came around. He said his name wuz Kerrebrokkus or sumthin an he seez me and he tells me, You be big, come wiff me you squig! So I told da big git to zog off! Like the git he wuz. No big git tells Mobad wut to do. Un dats why I got dis here 'ard jaw now."
-Mobad No-jaw on team recruiting


A warboss once thought:
"Oi, whut if I just tooks me some real big boyz and started up one of these fangled Bowlblood teams? Then we could be cruising and fight weird looking gitz all around tha world!"

Said and done he went out looking for the biggest orcs around. Then the big boy gotz bored and just rounded up me and some otha big gobbos to be done already. We also got us a real big troll fella. I dun' like'im much. 'Course Da boss had tha kick every single one of us into the mud before lettin us join up. This kickin' is also where Da boss names new members.
-Snux Bighead, Assistant coach
Da Pole

These are the skulls gathered so far. Foe and friend alike.
And what a sight it is! Da Boss is mighty happy with it.
Staff
Non-Players:
Kerrebrokkus- team coach, called Da boss by anyone not wanting a drumming. All too often cause trouble. Picks fights and starts brawls postgame, pregame and midgame. Fightin's whut e' iz 'ere for!

Snux- Nicknamed "Bighead" by most of the team, when he is remembered that is. Assistant coach and in charge of handling stuff with the goblins on the team. He is such a rare sight as a literate goblin. Albeit barely.

Smoaze- Team painboy, better avoided unless needed. He's quick to apply his tools! But little big uns beware, he seems to have a propensity to take back what he lends out with interest later.

Players:
To be done, once Snux gets to it.


NSL template by Balle2000.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Big Bubs Tripped'Im-Gud
'Uge Big 'Un
4 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Pro, Dodge
 -av 27 0 0 1 12 2 36/51 210k
(120+90)k
  
2
Gorm Broke'is-legs
Big 'Un
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
 -ma 20 0 1 0 2 2 17/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
3
Bozgukk Teethlooser
Big 'Un
5 4 2 9
Block, Guard
 n 26 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Ruzdro Mightily'Scalped
Big 'Un
5 4 2 9
Block, Guard
 n 26 0 2 0 3 2 22/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
Barbbash Less'n-Allfingers
Big 'Un
5 5 2 9
+ST, Block, Dodge, Tackle
   28 0 1 0 9 6 51/76 210k
(90+120)k
  
6
Vritmokh Twistedfists
Big 'Un
5 4 2 9   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
WrakGrak One'mad-eye
Big 'Un
5 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge
   28 0 2 0 14 4 54/76 180k
(90+90)k
  
8
Chucked Chuck
Little Big 'Un
6 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   8 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Stomped Stu
Little Big 'Un
6 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
10
Bullied Bert
Little Big 'Un
6 1 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Hands, Block, Side Step, Sprint
 -st, m 23 2 15 0 2 0 51/76 150k
(0)k
  
11
Knock'd'over Knosz
Little Big 'Un
6 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   27 0 4 0 1 1 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
12
Gonked Gurt
Little Big 'Un
6 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 18 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 70k
(0)k
  
13
Unlucky Ug
Little Big 'Un
6 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Hurling Huck
Little Big 'Un
6 2 3 8
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Cerebrosus Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Orc Big 'Un (BIBBL) Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1760k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 150k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2030k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (9/7/12) |TD Diff:2 (31 - 29) |Cas Diff:13 (43/20/11 - 42/13/6)
Last Opponent: Sleepy Wood Titans [OL16]
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Border Princes (BIBBL)11/0/02.0-0.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-270k
Bretonnian (BIBBL)10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.030k
Chaos (BIBBL)42/1/11.0-0.81.5   0.5   0.8-1.8   0.0   0.0-8k
Chaos Pact (BIBBL)20/1/11.0-1.51.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   1.0250k
Clan Skryre (BIBBL)11/0/02.0-0.04.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0250k
Daemons of Khorne (BIBBL)10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0100k
Daemons of Slaanesh (BIBBL)21/1/01.5-0.51.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0240k
Half-Elf (BIBBL)11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0280k
Halfling10/1/00.0-0.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0940k
Hung (BIBBL)21/1/02.0-0.52.5   0.5   0.5-1.0   0.5   0.0425k
Kurgan (BIBBL)30/0/30.3-1.71.0   0.3   0.3-2.7   0.0   0.017k
Malal (BIBBL)10/1/00.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Myrmidia (BIBBL)10/0/11.0-2.00.0   3.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.040k
Nurgle (BIBBL)10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   1.0-230k
Orc (BIBBL)11/0/02.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0150k
Skaven10/0/11.0-2.02.0   1.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0200k
Slaanesh (BIBBL)30/1/21.0-1.71.3   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.3   0.343k
Tilea (BIBBL)11/0/03.0-0.02.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0180k
Total289/7/121.1-1.01.5   0.7   0.4-1.5   0.5   0.2129k