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P [L] Dark Elf

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said
I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah
Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said
Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
John 'Bushy Eyebrow Elf' Howard
Lineman
6 3 4 8   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
2
David 'Caged-Elf' Hicks
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   19 3 1 0 1 2 18/28 110k
(70+40)k
  
3
Clive 'Dwarf Inhaler' Palmer
Witch Elf
8 3 4 8
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
+AV, Mighty Blow, +MA
   12 3 0 0 2 5 32/41 200k
(110+90)k
  
4
Mark 'Orc-Chopper' Read
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   19 2 3 0 4 3 34/41 160k
(100+60)k
  
5
Ivan 'Backpack Rat-Killer' Milat
Lineman
6 3 4 8 n 17 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Steve 'Orc-Hunter' Irwin
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard
   17 2 3 0 1 1 18/28 150k
(100+50)k
  
8
Rolf 'Elf-Toucher' Harris
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Guard
   19 4 5 0 5 1 34/41 170k
(100+70)k
  
9
Tony 'Snake Dealer' Abbott
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle
   10 4 1 0 1 3 24/28 150k
(110+40)k
  
11
Julian 'Elf-Leaks" Assange
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
Dodge, Accurate, Pass
 n 17 17 3 0 0 1 31/41 140k
(80+60)k
  
12
Jim "Freedumb Elf" Jefferies
Lineman
6 3 4 8   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Elf 'fun dungeon' Stewart
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Ethan 'Aussie-Elf Reviews' Marrell
Lineman
5 3 4 7 -ma, -av 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
16
Don 'Necro-defiler' Burke
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, +MA
   17 2 2 0 3 3 29/41 170k
(100+70)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Dawph Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (3/4/12) |TD Diff:-17 (19 - 36) |Cas Diff:-24 (10/9/0 - 24/15/4)
Last Opponent: Wolfman|Alpha
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.070k
Chaos Dwarf20/1/11.5-2.01.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.5   0.0-90k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.0   3.0   0.5-65k
Dwarf20/1/10.5-1.50.5   0.5   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.5-55k
High Elf10/0/10.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-190k
Human21/0/11.5-1.50.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.0-50k
Lizardmen20/0/20.5-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.5   0.5-150k
Necromantic Horror30/0/30.7-2.70.0   1.3   0.0-1.0   0.3   0.0-50k
Norse21/0/11.0-1.01.5   0.5   0.0-0.0   1.5   0.550k
Orc10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-210k
Skaven10/1/02.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.010k
Total193/4/121.0-1.90.5   0.5   0.0-1.3   0.8   0.2-63k