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Birchton Bashers
Roster [X] Wood Elf

After the retirement of team Birch Bashers, Birchton and the Birch, as the forest the city lies in, was without a proper Blood Bowl team. Hence, a couple of kids got the idead of starting a new one.

The first few months went fine, until Sudden Hussain was hired for life as apothecary. Everything seemed ok at first, until it dawned upon the team that Sudden had forged his credentials. Out of ten players who have died playing for the team, but one happened when Sudden was busy helping someone else. His record failed attempts in a row is eight, with a strong contending contemporary row of 6 missed tries now.

Shuriken sar Thaardizar was the first to live out his days and retire normally, of age. Other legends, like Pelivathar Felagund have been left lying on the pitch dead from neglect on Sudden's side.
Shuriken has started a brothel specializing in Ent customers with a preference for halflings, where all ents are welcome.


The team has been trying to get back in the game for 18 games, after the incredibly bloody game against Inkaprettatori, the infamous Chaos team. One day we will be back to strength, and that will be a day of utter defeat for all horrible EMUs and the like.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tutankhamun
Wardancer
8 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Leap
Jump Up, Tackle
   5 0 5 0 1 1 22/31 170k
(188)k
  
2
Faiah Basarn
Thrower
7 3 4 7
Pass
Safe Throw, Strong Arm
   12 21 0 0 0 0 21/31 140k
(135)k
  
3
Pelivathar Felagund II
Catcher
10 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Leap, +MA, Block
   8 1 10 0 0 0 31/51 160k
(198)k
  
4
Akhenaten Laelithar
Catcher
9 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(115)k
  
8
Faelar Aravilar
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Leader, Kick, Diving Tackle
   50 3 2 0 2 5 38/51 140k
(135)k
  
10
Zavioth
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Mighty Blow
   4 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 100k
(95)k
  
12
The Bashing Birch
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Guard, Tackle
   41 0 0 1 9 3 35/51 190k
(143)k
  
13
Phelix Laelithar
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Tackle, Jump Up
   34 0 5 0 6 8 67/76 160k
(160)k
  
14
Michel Teeson
Lineman
7 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
   26 0 2 0 2 3 25/31 110k
(128)k
  
15
Friuvar Dionysis
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
 -ma 52 2 3 0 5 1 26/31 110k
(110)k
  
16
Aiurthavith
Lineman
7 3 4 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
11 players  
Coach: phocuz Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Wood Elf Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:53 (22/13/18) |TD Diff:10 (145 - 135) |Cas Diff:-64 (31/18/6 - 60/43/16)
Last Opponent: Woods Begone