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- A brief history of Bonefive in the 5 Stars League -
- from dead mummies to championship (and again) -

Season I
1st round: The game starts with the opposing fans throwing rocks at one of our mummies and another mummy being killed. No regen.
2nd round: The only first season match in which we caused any casualties. That and sweltering heat takes us to victory.
3rd round: First half we beat them up, second half they beat us up. We still managed to score a second time and win, but it was close.
4th round: Morley's Revenge should be banned, it's too powerful for this format. We were lucky to draw the game.
5th round: Our opponent never responded to any of our requests to play. Forfeit and both teams lose 3 points.
6th round: I'm the Greatest should be banned, it's too powerful and causes the game to hang up (client bug). We were ordered to concede.
7th round: Our opponent has been ejected from the league so we are awarded a win by forfeit.

Summary after the first main season:
Our mummies have caused a grand total of one (1) casualty! Of the four (4) games we actually got to play we won 2 and lost 1 - satisfactory, considering we've been taking casualties in. The only way the team has changed from after match #4 to after match #7 is the loss of one FF and the accumulation of 3 league points - no SPP, no money, nothing else.

Playoffs, 1st round: Mickey Finn vs undead, useless. We cas both their mummies, they regen. They cas a bloody four of our players.

Season II
1st round: Lizards are nasty. With both blitz-ras injured, our mummies can't stop them from scoring. 0-3.
2nd round: Revenge. Mummies cause a zillion casualties, Frank does a lot of running with the ball.
3rd round: Killing two opposing players also helps win games, especially if the last remaining opponent has no hands.
4th round: The opposing chaos doesn't have any armour, makes things easy even when sweltering heat helps them score once.
5th round: Our opponent has been ejected from the league so we are awarded a win by forfeit.

Playoffs, 1st round: Only one casualty caused, but it is first turn so it makes all the difference. Too easy a victory. Frank aged at 31.
Playoffs, 2nd round: Some difficulty with the ball, but other than that fairly easy. Jack aged at 31, crap.
Finals: 4 vs 4 since both teams have a niggler. Mostly a mummy brawl where we have the advantage, stall to win. Victory!

Season III
1st round: Violent game with lots of lucky bad kicks, we are more violent than our opponents and regen saves us.
2nd round: The rats we face have foul smelling salts, so we don't cause any knockouts. We win but it is very close.
3rd round: Two first-turn casualties and no bad luck at all, not much of a challenge. Freebooter Bob causes two casualties.
4th round: We meet again. A fairly uneventful match against them chaos dwarves, no deaths this time.
5th round: A dodgy slimy ball and dodgy slimy rats beat us good. The end of a 10 match long winning streak.
6th round: Another game with two first-turn casualties caused. Mummies must have figured it's an easy way to win.
7th round: Only manage a tie against the dodgy chaos things even though only four of them show up. Ball behaving strange again.

Playoffs, 1st round: We get to beat up squishy little norsemen. The ref is nice and lets us score two extra touchdowns on overtime.
Playoffs, 2nd round: Elfy things that jump around all over the place and run too fast. Luckily they keep kicking the ball out of bounds.
Finals: It wasn't this tough last time. Both teams struggle to succeed in even the most basic tasks, we finally win on overtime!

Summary after three full seasons:
Not bad. We rule. Our coach needs a break so we're stepping out and giving other teams a chance.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
4 6 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, +MA, +ST, Break Tackle
  22 0 2 1 13 5 59/76 230k
(240)k
 
2
Blitz-Ra
6 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
Sure Hands, Stand Firm, Pro
  9 3 10 0 0 1 38/51 160k
(155)k
 
3
Mummy
5 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, +MA, Tackle, +MA
  23 0 4 0 14 5 65/76 210k
(213)k
 
4
Blitz-Ra
6 3 2 8
Block, Regenerate
Sure Hands, Tackle, Dirty Player, Strip Ball
  12 2 12 1 1 4 62/76 170k
(193)k
 
5
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Piling On, Tackle
  20 0 1 0 10 3 38/51 170k
(178)k
 
5 players  
Coach: tane Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Khemri Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 135k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1490k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:23 (16/2/5) |TD Diff:23 (48 - 25) |Cas Diff:27 (25/15/6 - 6/11/2)
Last Opponent: DeathStrikes All