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Chris and Mari's Discount Nobs
Roster [L] Gnoblar

Chris and Mari's Discount Nobs started as a bizarre advertising campaign to spruik the eponymous Chris and Mari's Gnoblar Mill.

However, Chris and Mari soon realised there was more money on the blood bowl pitch than in selling discount Nobs. The Nobs have developed a dedicated fan base of voyeuristic sadists who will pay top dollar for front row seats to watch discount Gnoblars get splatted. The so called Gnob Gobblaz eagerly sit on the sidelines waiting for a chance to emulate the team's stars and eat any Gnoblar unfortunate enough to get surfed into the crowed.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chris
Maneater
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Brawler, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
Block
   5 0 0 0 5 1 2/20 190k
(150+40)k
  
2
Mari
Maneater
5 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Bone Head, Brawler, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 150k
(150+0)k
  
3
Neighbaz & Begone
Piggyback Rider
6 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Dodge, Extra Arms, Stunty, Sure Hands, Two Heads
   5 0 3 0 0 0 9/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Tutu & Scientologist
Piggyback Rider
6 3 4+ 6+ 8+
Dodge, Extra Arms, Stunty, Sure Hands, Two Heads
 n 4 0 1 0 1 0 5/18 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Patron wiv 'onorz
Manbiter
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Mary Anderzdottir
Manbiter
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   5 0 1 0 0 1 1/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
7
Richard Quasee
Gnoblar
6 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   5 0 3 0 0 0 3/20 50k
(30+20)k
  
8
Filf Jo Tumblingson
Trapper
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Defensive, Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Kai Fullengarten
Gnoblar
6 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
King Bili
Gnoblar
6 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   5 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 40k
(30+10)k
  
11
Robert Segrim
Gnoblar
6 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
King Arak
Gnoblar
6 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Leonardo Buthomar
Gnoblar
6 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Ethan Riss
Gnoblar
6 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Archer Ogrus
Gnoblar
6 2 3+ 5+ 7+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players Badlands Brawl, Bribery and Corruption
Coach: RicardoGrande Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Gnoblar Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1190k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 65k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1190k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (3/1/1) |TD Diff:4 (9 - 5) |Cas Diff:-4 (3/5/0 - 9/3/0)
Last Opponent: Johnny Geode and the Rockslide