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[LWN]Talabheim United
P [L] Old World Alliance

Board of Directors meeting of the team. An energetic young man speaks to the team owners.

"Dear colleagues, all gathered here agree that the previous season was not a success for us. The team did not show anything outstanding. Also, following tradition, the most valuable members of our team turned out to be... too valuable.

The young man glanced at the treasurer: a hunched and shaking man in glasses.

"So, I conducted an analysis and came to the conclusion that our team is too conservative. The Kislevites impress Old World with their jumps and tricks, Nobility teams skillfully combine grace and roughness, and the rage of northern barbarians cannot be matched even by orcs! But we have a strict conservative game, and the players are almost bound by their role. So I propose to replace the departed players with dwarves.

The murmur is heard in the hall.

"I understand your confusion. Such an alliance of two races has never been seen in this sport. Only a special coach can lead the team to victory.

A gloomy man of elven appearance enters the hall.

"Joseph Morranion. My training methods are unique. I have won multiple trophies in all of the Old World with many different misfits. I can even make a tree walk. You can tell I’m a special one."
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drzewo
Altern Forest Treeman
2 6 5+ 5+ 11+
Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-mate, Timmm-ber!
Juggernaut, Grab
 n 9 0 0 0 4 0 1/24 140k
(120+20)k
  
3
Mark Rash
Old World Human Thrower
6 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Shadowing, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player
   10 3 2 0 3 1 2/28 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Wout the Worst
Old World Human Blitzer
7 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Animosity, Block
   3 0 0 0 3 0 6/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Niemann Matic
Old World Dwarf Blitzer
5 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Block, Loner, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
  
6
Marco Kreuss
Old World Human Catcher
8 2 3+ 5+ 8+
Animosity, Catch, Dodge
Multiple Block, Shadowing
   10 0 4 0 0 0 2/24 95k
(65+30)k
  
7
Eden the Hazard
Old World Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Arm Bar, Brawler, Loner, Thick Skull
Pile Driver
   10 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 85k
(75+10)k
  
8
Mario Felony
Old World Dwarf Blocker
4 2 4+ 5+ 10+
Arm Bar, Brawler, Loner, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
 -st, m 2 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 85k
(0)k
  
9
Dirty Sanchez
Old World Halfling Hopeful
5 1 3+ 4+ 7+
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Safe Pair of Hands
 -st 9 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 40k
(30+10)k
  
10
Bruno Nohablo
Old World Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Dauntless
   8 0 0 0 1 1 3/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
11
Roy Keen
Old World Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+   10 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Didier Dragball
Old World Dwarf Runner
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Loner, Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Strip Ball, Frenzy
 m 10 0 2 0 0 1 3/24 105k
(0)k
  
14
Phil Jones
Old World Human Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Wrestle
   3 0 1 0 0 0 0/20 60k
(50+10)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game) Old World Classic
Coach: Cicuit Re-Rolls (140k): 0  
Race: Old World Alliance Dedicated Fans: 3  
Current Team Value: 840k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 210k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1030k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:10 (6/0/4) |TD Diff:3 (11 - 8) |Cas Diff:9 (9/10/2 - 5/3/4)
Last Opponent: [lwn] 死神の目