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[L] Hobgoblin (CIBBL)
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Owner: Hobgobla Khan 'imzelf Head Coach: ‘Doomed’ Spider Khan Home Stadium: Da-Dagga-Dome, Downtown Khaliban, Eastern Steppes Team Colours: Red, Green & Blue Khaliban Shivterz Rumbling in from the Eastern Steppes - a clan and horde devoted solely to Blood Bowl per decree by the Great Hobgobla Khan himself. The Shivt Clan... Situated in the secret encampment of Khaliban somewhere near the western borders of the Khans vast empire this clan has become a bootcamp and breeding ground for talented (and especially malicious) young Blood Bowl players. As toddlers they learn to crawl and stab ankles simultaneously. As teens they already know how to pulverize a kneecap in 10 different ways and as fully grown BB-athletes many even master the fine art of tieing their own shoelaces - these gits truely are the Elite! The Khaliban Shivterz represent the best The Khan has to offer. Of course there are the legends of the original ‘The Hobgoblin Team’ (and some lesser known outfits...) but the Shivterz aim to outshine everyone. And their strategy is straightforward! - ‘We shiv em in da back an den kick em wen dey go down!' Zeasons Awards & Prestige: After summer Y11 > 120 (+50) Prestige Points Year 10 Cloth Division, Autumn W/D/L - 0/3/2 Game 1: vs. Atalanta Portomaggiore, 2-2 draw Game 2: vs. Shikike Tsien-Tsin, 0-2 loss Game 3: vs. Hellebrons Hellriders, 1-1 draw Game 4: vs. Bronze City Armored Dead, 1-2 loss Game 5: vs. Horned Legion of Arkhar, 1-1 draw Recap: Ending up in the bottom division... no rezpect left in diz league. Should be eezy. Game 1 vs. tilean wannabe nobility and the hired help. Did go ok but got carried away wit da foulin'. Brilliant stuff. Game 2 vs. nipponese horrors and turtles! Diz league needs to hire some vets for all them anoimals runnin' around. But to be fair - those hard-shelled buggers were hard to break. And they also prefered using the boot, or hoof, or whatever... The samurais ran wit da victory but we killed one of em. HA! Game 3 we faced a classic dark elf line-up. This game was more a knife fight then a BB match. The stabbin' was brutal (and fun!) and we got a point. No idea how that was done. 4th game was tough. Extra beef khemri deaditez not pullin' their punches. Killed Ekhlüd and Nozkha in the same turn! Guess our boot-tactics was 'a provocation'... Also Jigglatai Khan and Old One Eye joined the fray. But oh boy, that dog needs to be taught some mannerz. Or maybe it needs to go to dat spezial farm on the countryzide. Then kurgz fronted by powerhouse Khrovolgan. Jigglatai and hiz dawg got to play again. Did better but still not great. Khad though!! Injured one of them brutes! Tournament MVP: Kheon - for being extra super sneaky and gaining 4 out of 5 MVP awards. His increase in popularity also seem to have boosted his confidence in own skills and his agile abilities. One to watch for the upcoming season for sure! Year 11 Far East (2), Spring W/D/L - 1/1/2 Game 1: vs. Horned Legion of Arkhar, 1-2 loss Game 2: vs. Wasabi Warriors, 1-2 loss Game 3: vs. Unmei no ken, 1-1 draw Game 4: vs. Shikike Tsien-Tsin, 2-1 win Recap: Again them Kurgans was standing on da other zide of da pitch. Is it 3rd half?! Whatever - we stab, we kick and we kill like therz no tomarrow. It'z gloriuos but apparently we lost - not in ourz mindz! Dhen small horseradish-smelly ninjas. Phew - our eyez where runnin'. Not our legz! The wee bastiches would not go down. Their tunics were unbreakable. Them moving statues... very scary. Not a good game and the refs were really harsh and had us under scrutiny most of da game. Remember noze-plugz and more bribes next time around. UUUHHH - samurai-ninja-monks. Very szary. NOOOOT! Khãd fear no samurai-ninja-monks. Flat out killed two of zhem and maimed a nipponese monk. Actually we almost won (until Khãd failed to push their last ninja of da pitch...). He obviously didn't want a 1st win for the team to overshadow hiz stomp-show. Well, well, well... we gotz one o' them wins. Was quite refreshin' actually. The samaurais were really crunchy an' Khãd got anudder kill! The team was clickin'... shame it was the last game of da season. Tournament MVP: Khãd - 3 kills in two games... and then some. What'z not to like?! Hope 'iz dynamite-bootz are hot and ready for skull-krushin' come summertime. Predictatron 0011 The Forseen, Summer W/D/L - 0/2/1 Game 1: vs. Subatuun Dark Claws, 0-0 draw Game 2: vs. Ynys Morien Mabsantwyr, 1-2 loss Game 3: vs. Wasabi Warriors, 2-2 draw Recap: Dull lizzies dat we almost beat. Them scaly barstiches are hard to squish. But our violent behaviour scared em off our endzone-thingy and their Big teeth made uz stick to our side o’ da pitch. Then the throwy-humies were beef though. They real CIBBL-experts. Got uz gud. And their bestest player didn't break (which was ourz rel agenda!). Then the tiny nipponese ninjas again. This time hopeful an' ready to win da zeason - if dey beet uz. High flyin' and happy at first but on da ground they go smoozhy. Only them kreepy statues left at the end. Anudder broken dreeem, he-he. Tournament MVP: Dhôrgh - on of them noob hobgobs got the awaard diz time 'round. Slow zeason wit two forgotten games and only dat Dhôrgh git stood out. Espezially in da last game bootin' them flying hobbitzez very meanly! Granite Division, Autumn W/D/L - 0/2/0 Game 1: vs. Subatuun Dark Claws, 1-1 draw Game 2: vs. Far Sea Fables, 1-1 draw **CIBBL Y11 Autumn deadline** Round 1: 11th December Round 2: 21st December Round 3: 11th January (note extended holiday season) Round 4: 21st January Round 5: 1st February Round 6: 11th February Round 7: 21st February Da Records Regular Kills: Fujiwara no Tsunaku Maran 'The Moron' Permed by Booting: Giuseppe Il Verezzo – Serious Injury (NI) Kendo Ushima – Serious Injury (NI) Suzuki – Serious Injury (NI) Soyo Sukiyaki – Smashed Knee (-MA) Booted to Deth!: Khuzeak 'The Despised' Toyotomi Izumi Fujiwara no Yoshitsaku Shiv’d & Sore: Gyoza Ito – Seriously Hurt (MNG) Rangatahi – Serious Injury (NI) Shiv’d & Buried: xxx Famous Gits ...yeah right! Staff Gits Headcoach: ‘Doomed’ Spider Khan - Legendary back-stabber and mediocre wolf rider. ‘Prospected’ the 1st full set of genuine Blood Bowl gear and received an honorary title for this feat as well as the task to start up ‘Da finest gang of hooligans to ever mutilate a Blood Bowl pitch... or die’ - that’s how he got his nickname. Let’s see how it works out... Assistant Coaches: Former 'The Hobgoblin Team' star Skurfrik Stonesucker is in charge of one of the most delicate and important tasks of the team. Tying them shoelaces! Current Team Captain: Môekh ‘Mayhem’ Apothecary: Gritkh 'Crazy Hands' Geezer - former player and self-taught amputee. Like Skurfrik he had a glorious career (3 games at least!) as a part of the original 'The Hobgoblin Team' until he unfortunately lost both hands in a self-induced freak scimitar accident. He amazingly managed to stitch them back on (some say with his feet... must have been his feet) before succumbing to the blood loss - however in his state of dizziness he mixed up left and right a bit... Da Notes Progress: TBD Tactics: STABBIN’, KICKIN’ FACES & RUNNIN’ IN DA BALL! Grudges: These mongrels - Wolf Lands Slavers - have potential... for a booting! Also all Chorfz!! Team logos by Fanky - NSL template by Balle2000 - Hobgoblins profile pic and player pics by doomspider |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Pa | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block +MA, Guard |
n | 14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 19/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 9+ | Block Guard, Mighty Blow |
15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 21/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 3 |
Sneaky Git
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dodge, Sneaky Git, Stab Multiple Block, Side Step |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 20/31 | 130k
(80+50)k |
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| 4 |
Sneaky Git
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6 | 3 | 2+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dodge, Sneaky Git, Stab Block, +AG, Side Step |
15 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 45/51 | 160k
(80+80)k |
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| 5 |
Runner
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7 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | Sure Hands Block |
-av, -pa | 14 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 6 |
Runner
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7 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Sure Hands Block, Dodge |
n | 13 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 20/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 7 |
Dirty Git
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dirty Player |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 8 |
Dirty Git
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dirty Player |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 9 |
Dirty Git
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dirty Player |
n | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 10 |
Dirty Git
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dirty Player |
n | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 11 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 12 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 7+ | -av | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 13 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 16 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 14 players | Bribery and Corruption | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 15 (1/8/6) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (16 - 22) | | | Cas Diff: | -10 (12/13/2 - 17/14/6) |
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| Last Opponent: Hellebrons Hellriders | |||||||