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Near the center of Amazonia lies beautiful Lake Lokka. On the cliffs above the lake is the holy Shrine Of Rigg which commemorates the mythic union between Rigg, the Amazon Goddess of war, and Amex, the Sea Elf God of wealth and happiness On the northern shore of the lake, nestled beneath the cliffs supporting the Shrine, sits Lake Lokka Rowing Club. There, the tallest and most dedicated of high-society Amazons learn to row. They wake up early and eat lactic acid for breakfast. LLRC’s mission is hard to understand. Rowing is miserable. It's expensive. No cargo is carried. No aims, other than moving boats fast, are achieved. The lake could be put to better use than this. The people could be put to better use than this. Nonetheless, whole lives are devoted to Lake Lokka Rowing, and have been for generations. The most prestigious Amazon universities care about moving boats as fast as possible. So, rowing proliferates. And so long as it does, LLRC’s boats will be faster than yours; you slow-catching, no leg-drive cowards. "We love to hate it and hate to love it; but love it we do. Lake Lokka will be faster than you." LLRC is using the off season to cross-train. Blood Bowl has been chosen as a good way to increase pain tolerance. Armor, like pogies, is for cowards. FA Cup Season 5: Lost in 2nd Round NWBL Season 6 Bronze Stannum League: 4/3/0 - 2nd Place, Promoted to Silver Burbon Cup Season 6: Lost in 2nd round FA Cup Season 7: Lost in 1st round  Spare: Guacamaya "Carb Load", Linewoman - 01/30/2024; Season 6 Game 6 Forced Retirement; Paralyzed from the waste down (-AG). Took a chainsaw to the neck from Running With Chainsaw II of Yandere Fan Club. Determined to stay in rowing, she is currently training for Arms-And-Trunks paralymipics trials in the single. Spare: Scully The Sculler, Linewoman - 02/14/2024; Burbon Cup Season 6 Round 1 Killed- Punched in the throat by Hunter Bristlebeard, Renegade human lineman of Tobol River Raiders. The family has requested that her remains be weighted and sunk off the docks of LLRC. Given that she was not a particularly talented oarswomen, a very generous donation will be required to for the board accommodate this request. |
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Eagle Warrior Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 2 |
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge Dirty Player |
n, m | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1/20 | 60k
(0)k |
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| 3 |
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge Wrestle |
n | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1/20 | 60k
(50+10)k |
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| 4 |
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 5 |
Jaguar Warrior Blocker
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6 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Defensive, Dodge |
1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/18 | 110k
(110+0)k |
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| 6 |
Jaguar Warrior Blocker
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6 | 4 | 3+ | 5+ | 9+ | Defensive, Dodge Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
13 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 1 | 10/28 | 170k
(110+60)k |
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| 7 |
Piranha Warrior Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up Wrestle, Tackle |
13 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3/24 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 8 |
Piranha Warrior Blitzer
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8 | 3 | 3+ | 5+ | 8+ | Dodge, Hit and Run, Jump Up Block, +MA |
13 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/24 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 9 |
Python Warrior Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 3+ | 8+ | Dodge, On the Ball, Pass, Safe Pass Leader, Block |
8 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6/24 | 120k
(80+40)k |
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| 10 |
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge Dauntless, Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 5/24 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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| 11 |
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 12 |
Eagle Warrior Linewoman
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6 | 3 | 3+ | 4+ | 8+ | Dodge |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/18 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 11 players (+1 player missing next game) | Lustrian Superleague | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 13 (7/3/3) | | | TD Diff: | 8 (19 - 11) | | | Cas Diff: | 11 (10/17/1 - 5/11/1) |
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