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Broketoof Boyz
Retired [X] Orc

Broketoof is the founder, coach and recruiter for the Broketoof Boyz. This team from the Badlands stays together through his strength of will alone at times. His goal is simple, if not impossible: To become the greatest team the world has ever known. Maybe it would help if they could win a few games first. In Broketoof's own immortal words, "We ain't no weak-kneed Gobbos, we are Orcs and dat means we is ready to bash some skulls be you smelly Elves, soft and squishy Humies, stunty Dorfs or slimy Lizards! We is none of us worthy of da great Nuffle, so to die on the field at da hands of my Broketoof Boyz is an honor we will gladly give to ya!"


TEAM RECORDS
Most Games Played: CHUK DAT ROK, BROKETOOF, GOUGED EYE, BLUDDYNOZE, DUNFERBRAINZ, BLEEDER and BIGUN with 16
Most Touchdowns Scored: BLUDDYNOZE with 5
Most Casualties Inflicted: BROKETOOF with 6
Most Passes Completed: CHUK DAT ROK with 12
Most Interceptions Caught: BROKETOOF and BARNBURNER with 1
Most Valuble Player Awards: DUNGFERBRAINZ with 6
Most Star Player Points: DUNGFERBRAINZ with 43
Largest Gate: 68000 (game 1 vs New Forest and game 8 vs Last Legion)
Largest Winnings: 90000 (game 1 vs New Forest)
Highest Team Rating: 200 (after game 16 vs panzetas)
Highest Fan Factor: 11 (after game 9 vs Barb Allstars)


FORMER BROKETOOF BOYZ
FUMBBLER was cut from the team after 7 games to make room for Gimme
UNGRY BUGGER was cut from the team after 12 games due to a serious injury slowing him down
NOOB was cut from the team after 4 games to make room for Troll
DUNGFERBRAINZ and BLUDDYNOZE were booted off the team after 16 games (see "Broketoof Shakes Up Team" for more details)


BROKETOOF SHAKES UP TEAM
After 16 games (3/3/10), Broketoof, in a controversial move, shook up the team by cutting two linemen. One of them, Dungferbrainz, was a fan favorite who many considered the Broketoof Boyz' best player. The other player cut was Bluddynoze who, while not as popular as the former, employed a similar playing style. For more information and to hear the two players' side of the story, check some excerpts from the Badlands Bulletin interview by clicking on "Show past players" link and reading their bios.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chuk Dat Rok
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   16 12 0 0 1 0 14/ 90k
(105)k
  
2
Broketoof
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Dodge
   16 0 3 1 6 0 23/ 130k
(135)k
  
3
Gouged Eye
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   16 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 100k
(115)k
  
7
Bleeder
Lineman
5 3 3 9   16 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50)k
  
8
Troll
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
9
Stone Handz
Lineman
6 3 3 9
+MA
   15 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 80k
(80)k
  
10
Dorfstomper
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   15 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 100k
(100)k
  
11
Bigun
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Frenzy
   16 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 110k
(90)k
  
12
Slowfoot
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   14 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 100k
(100)k
  
13
Barnburner
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Catch, Mighty Blow
   12 2 4 1 1 1 23/ 130k
(128)k
  
14
Thikhed
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   10 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 80k
(80)k
  
15
Smasha Da Skull
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   10 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 80k
(80)k
  
16
Gimme
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   9 4 0 0 3 1 15/ 90k
(105)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Sanjuro Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (3/3/10) |TD Diff:-11 (19 - 30) |Cas Diff:15 (16/13/4 - 12/5/1)
Last Opponent: panzetas