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Westside Dynamite Babes
Retired [X2] High Elf

I don't know what to say, really.

"I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.' We are not holding a Goddamned thing.
Let the others do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time.

Our basic gameplan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose; like shit through a tin horn!" "From time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing our people too hard.

I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more players we will kill. The more players we kill, the fewer of our men will be killed.

Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that." "There is one great thing that you players will all be able to say after this game is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in the great Blood Bowl , you WON'T have to cough, shift him to the other knee and say, 'Well, your Grandma shoveled shit in marinenburg .' No, mam, you can look him straight in the eye and say, 'Son, your Grandma played with Westside Dynamite Babes and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!' "

That's Blood Bowl guys.

That all it is...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Heidi Klum
Phoenix Warrior
6 3 4 8
Pass
Block, Sure Hands
   7 18 0 0 0 1 23/ 120k
(133)k
  
2
Stephanie Hienrich
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block
   17 2 2 0 5 0 18/ 120k
(123)k
  
3
Destiny Davis
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Tackle
 m 17 3 1 0 8 2 32/ 130k
(0)k
  
4
Teri Harrison
Dragon Warrior
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   9 1 3 0 0 1 15/ 120k
(138)k
  
5
Pamala Anderson
Lineman
6 4 4 8
Block, +ST
 m 17 1 2 0 3 1 18/ 140k
(0)k
  
6
Dita von Teese
Dragon Warrior
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
   17 4 7 0 4 2 43/ 160k
(170)k
  
7
Colleen Shannon
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
   17 1 3 0 1 2 22/ 110k
(125)k
  
8
Jeanna Fine
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   16 7 1 0 0 0 10/ 90k
(90)k
  
10
Anna Nicole Smith
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
 m 17 2 1 1 0 0 7/ 90k
(0)k
  
11
Donna D'errico
Lion Warrior
8 4 5 7
Catch
+ST, Block, Dodge, +AG, Leap
 n, n 17 5 27 0 2 3 105/ 240k
(191)k
  
12
Lolana Estefan
Lion Warrior
8 3 4 7
Catch
Block, Dodge, Pass Block
   14 1 10 0 1 0 33/ 150k
(168)k
  
14
Amber Campisi
Lion Warrior
8 3 4 7
Catch
Block
   4 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 110k
(128)k
  
9 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: raae Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 15  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (16/0/1) |TD Diff:37 (61 - 24) |Cas Diff:2 (16/6/3 - 10/10/3)
Last Opponent: Zalvajes