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Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

Team is sponsored by Chick-fil-a Restaurant.

The players' names are taken from 2005 calendar.

Eat Moooooooooooo Chicken!



The S.A.C. mission is to thwart the twisted schemes of the mad genius Dr. Beefwurst and his evil organization, Burger King.

DIED ON THE PITCH

Carvers
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661580">Moo Ryker</a>

Flings
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1720279">Robert Kabob</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1897607">Black Angus</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1833313">Udder Maddness</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1734886">Moogarita</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1719329">Omaha Steaks</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661603">Agent Moo</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1676122">Porter House</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1703554">Meadow Grazing</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1716917">Big Mac</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1676124">Chip Beef</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661599">Helmut Holstein</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1680762">Biff Cutlets</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661595">Moo Jit Su</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1720280">Moo Man Cho</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661592">Vienna Saucy</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1775005">Colonel Sanders</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1719332">Ronald McDonald</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1935754">Taco Bel
Grande</a>

Minotaurs
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661573">Filippe Mignon</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1661571">Cudd</a>

Three of the losses have been conceded matches. Nuffle just bent us over and we said FU!

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I am very disgusted with BB because it is a game based on luck and not skill. The dice seem to always make the game one-sided or screw you in the end.

It is not just me who hates the dice! This is from Arktoris:
"I know another person who walked away from the game after rolling (I kid you not) TEN 1s in a row with his dark elves against my 3rd ed. Grrinderz. He realized it doesn't matter what your strategy is, you are still nothing more than a slave to the dice. This is something he couldn't respect!"
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Maggie Moo
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Multiple Block
   13 0 0 0 12 0 24/ 190k
(140+50)k
  
2
T-Bone Welldone
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Claw, Block, Multiple Block, Tackle
   23 0 0 0 31 1 67/ 240k
(140+100)k
  
3
Honey Dejon
Carver
4 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Side Step
 -ma 32 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Biff Stroganoff
Carver
4 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Diving Tackle
 -ma, n 35 1 0 0 2 2 15/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Mooford T. Justice
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -ma 14 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
6
General Chow
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Bo Vine
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Strip Ball
 -av 17 1 1 0 0 2 14/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
8
Chicken Little
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
10
The Uddertaker
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 7 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 35k
(0)k
  
11
Weldone Steak
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Chop Liver
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Paris Hilton
Chaos Halfling
5 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
 -st 7 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
14
Mini the Moooocher
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   8 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
15
Moover Shaker
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Dr. Mooo
Chaos Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Leap, Sure Feet
   33 6 7 0 1 4 49/ 115k
(35+80)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1585k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:37 (17/8/12) |TD Diff:9 (35 - 26) |Cas Diff:-29 (62/41/23 - 76/49/30)
Last Opponent: Rotten Little Things