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Whilst spending a year dead for tax reason Mr Desiato has decided to play a few games of Blood Bowl to warm up before doing a Universe tour with Disaster Area. So now the tour is over and Mr Desiato enjoyed the games so much he and his friends(?) the Golgafrinchans from the B ark have formed a new team.

Background thanks to Douglas Adams.

Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert-goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a hevily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet.

Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the simple theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adaquately explored reason.

Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons, but more commonly because the band's public address system contravenes local strategic arms limitations treaties.

This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of pure hypermathematics, and their chief researh accountant has recently been appointed Professor of Neo-mathematics at the University of Maximegalon, in recognition of both his General and his Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Hotblack Desiato
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Claw, Block
   13 0 2 0 5 0 16/31 150k
(140)k
  
2
Ford Prefect
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Strip Ball
   13 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 140k
(138)k
  
3
Zarniwoop
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   9 0 0 1 3 0 8/16 120k
(125)k
  
4
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Two Heads
   6 0 1 0 6 0 15/16 130k
(125)k
  
5
Agda
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   13 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 80k
(85)k
  
7
Captain
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   13 1 0 1 1 1 10/16 80k
(85)k
  
8
Management consultant
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw
   13 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 90k
(90)k
  
9
Marketing girl
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Kick
   13 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(85)k
  
10
Number One
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw
   12 2 2 0 2 0 12/16 90k
(90)k
  
12
Telephone Sanitiser
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
Block, +AG, Sure Hands
   13 4 4 1 3 2 34/51 140k
(145)k
  
13
Hairdresser
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Strip Ball
   13 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 100k
(115)k
  
14
Arthur Dent
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
+AG
   11 1 1 1 1 1 13/16 100k
(105)k
  
16
Bodguard for Mr Desiato
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(108)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Anadrael Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (2/4/7) |TD Diff:-4 (13 - 17) |Cas Diff:22 (15/13/6 - 7/4/1)
Last Opponent: Compton's Finest