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ouch...What else can I say? These guys are a Chaos Dwarf team, not the Swedish National Bikini team. Hope you are wearing your cup. If not, just wait a few minutes and they'll find an old skull for you to use. Maybe even one from one of your teammates. Their coach gave us a little insight into the team's mindset: "Dese guyz tink dat suxcess is mezzured by de nummer of holes in de udder teams heads, not by de nummer of points on de skorebord. And I not crazy enuff to argew wit dem." (Yes, he actually talks like that) In other news, the team voted on a "kinder and gentler" public image and retired the totally unpredictable Minotaur, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2051733">Fracture</a>, after he spent 7 turns in the first half of a match practicing his "scream therapy". One team official, on condition of anonymity said: " 'E 'as trouble wit his temper an' it wuz hurtin' de team in gamez too offen." He has been "reassigned" to the position of Assistant to the Secretary of Anger Management. ( But nobody on the staff is brave enough to tell him. He thinks he's been put out to "stud".) |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Bull Centaur
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7 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull Block, Dodge, +MA |
34 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 32/ | 210k
(220)k |
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| 2 |
Bull Centaur
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6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull Block, Break Tackle, Dodge, Mighty Blow |
n | 34 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 13 | 1 | 67/ | 220k
(200)k |
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| 3 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16/ | 110k
(135)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 16/ | 110k
(135)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Stand Firm, Dauntless |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 24/ | 130k
(130)k |
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| 6 |
Hobgoblin
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | +MA, Block, Sure Hands |
22 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 40/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 8 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Sure Hands, Tackle |
35 | 13 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 38/ | 100k
(105)k |
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| 9 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | +AG, Block, Sure Hands |
20 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 36/ | 120k
(123)k |
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| 10 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 100k
(94)k |
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| 12 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| 13 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 70k
(50)k |
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| 15 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
17 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 15/ | 60k
(50)k |
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| 16 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 12/ | 90k
(115)k |
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| 14 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 35 (8/8/19) | | | TD Diff: | -23 (35 - 58) | | | Cas Diff: | 26 (45/21/16 - 30/20/6) |
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| Last Opponent: Rats! Foiled Again!! | |||||||