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Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

Under influence from Slaneesh, the corrupted chaos god of temptations, this fine and nice Hafling families have spawned into a cult devoted to sex, murder and mayhem.

The families Bagresch and Schtoor are led by the Slaneesh priestess Ivana Tramp and her hired mu(uuuuuuh)scles. And they have made an old Inn, the Prancing Horny, their base for the cult. Here they lure citisens and travellers to the foul deprivity by using any means neccesary.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Urkel the Goon
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Claw
 n, m 7 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 160k
(0)k
  
2
Crazy Ivan
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Pro
   7 0 0 0 8 0 16/ 200k
(140+60)k
  
3
Arvid Karvare
Carver
5 2 4 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
+AG
   7 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
4
Tom Tiiiiiiimber
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Billybob Bagresch
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n 6 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
6
Sweet-meat Bagresch
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Torsken Bagresch
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Dominatrix Bagresch
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 n 7 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 75k
(35+40)k
  
9
Alfredo Schtoor
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
10
Titty Schtoor
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n, m 7 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 55k
(0)k
  
11
Dlido Schtoor
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Ivana Tramp
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   7 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
13
Lady in Red
Chaos Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ag 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Bad Mama-Jama Schtoor
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   5 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
15
Arto Schtoor
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: magan174 Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 1260k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1475k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (3/1/3) |TD Diff:0 (8 - 8) |Cas Diff:-8 (10/10/4 - 22/9/1)
Last Opponent: Half a brain