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Sketch opens with a pan across Bolton. <P align=left> Voice Over: This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenceless fit young men. </P> (Film of old ladies beating up two young men; then several grannies walking aggressively along street, pushing passers-by aside.)
<P align=left> First Young Man: Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them.
Second Young Man: Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops. '
Third Young Man: Well Mr Johnson's son Kevin, he don't go out any more. He comes back from wrestling and locks himself in his room.
</P> (Film of grannies harassing an attractive girl.)
<P align=left> Voice Over: What are they in it for, these old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace?
First Granny: (voice over) Well it's something to do isn't it?
Second Granny: (voice over) It's good fun.
Third Granny: (voice over) It's like you know, well, innit, eh?
Voice Over: Favourite targets for the old ladies are telephone kiosks. </P> (Film of grannies carrying off a telephone kiosk; then painting slogans on a wall.)

Hell's Grannies' names <a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=8809">thread</a>.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow
  2 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 110k
(120)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow
  17 1 2 0 6 2 29/ 130k
(143)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow, +MA, Guard, Tackle
n 19 0 9 1 9 2 57/ 180k
(165)k
 
4
Ans
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow
  11 1 2 0 2 0 11/ 110k
(120)k
 
5
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
  13 1 1 0 3 0 10/ 70k
(90)k
 
6
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Dirty Player
m 19 0 4 0 0 1 17/ 90k
(0)k
 
7
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Sure Hands, Block
  9 13 1 0 1 1 23/ 110k
(133)k
 
8
Lis
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
 
9
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Tackle
  8 1 0 0 1 4 23/ 90k
(120)k
 
10
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50)k
 
11
Linewoman
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, +MA
  13 4 3 0 3 0 19/ 100k
(133)k
 
14
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
  5 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(65)k
 
15
Catcher
6 3 3 5
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Guard
-av, -av 51 6 9 0 7 0 47/ 140k
(150)k
 
16
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  4 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 50k
(50)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: PeteW Re-Rolls (80k): 6  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 19  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1760k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:60 (36/9/15) |TD Diff:53 (122 - 69) |Cas Diff:66 (102/65/34 - 65/45/25)
Last Opponent: Finest Movies