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Sketch opens with a pan across Bolton. <P align=left> Voice Over: This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenceless fit young men. </P> (Film of old ladies beating up two young men; then several grannies walking aggressively along street, pushing passers-by aside.) <P align=left> First Young Man: Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them. Second Young Man: Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops. ' Third Young Man: Well Mr Johnson's son Kevin, he don't go out any more. He comes back from wrestling and locks himself in his room. </P> (Film of grannies harassing an attractive girl.) <P align=left> Voice Over: What are they in it for, these old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace? First Granny: (voice over) Well it's something to do isn't it? Second Granny: (voice over) It's good fun. Third Granny: (voice over) It's like you know, well, innit, eh? Voice Over: Favourite targets for the old ladies are telephone kiosks. </P> (Film of grannies carrying off a telephone kiosk; then painting slogans on a wall.) Hell's Grannies' names <a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=8809">thread</a>. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow |
  | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 110k
(120)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 17 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 29/ | 130k
(143)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow, +MA, Guard, Tackle |
n | 19 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 57/ | 180k
(165)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow |
  | 11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 11/ | 110k
(120)k |
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5 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block |
  | 13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 10/ | 70k
(90)k |
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6 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, Dirty Player |
m | 19 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17/ | 90k
(0)k |
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7 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass Sure Hands, Block |
  | 9 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 23/ | 110k
(133)k |
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8 |
Catcher
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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9 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, Tackle |
  | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 23/ | 90k
(120)k |
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10 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(50)k |
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11 |
Linewoman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, +MA |
  | 13 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 19/ | 100k
(133)k |
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14 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass |
  | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/ | 70k
(65)k |
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15 |
Catcher
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 5 | Catch, Dodge Block, Side Step, Guard |
-av, -av | 51 | 6 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 47/ | 140k
(150)k |
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16 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3/ | 50k
(50)k |
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13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 60 (36/9/15) | | | TD Diff: | 53 (122 - 69) | | | Cas Diff: | 66 (102/65/34 - 65/45/25) |
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Last Opponent: Finest Movies |