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Pushbloke is proud to unveil a new team. this team has been gathered from all over the known (and some of the unknown) world. this team contains some of the most dangerous, cunning, swift, stoopid and small players to ever (and in some cases never) have set foot on the hallowed turf. With this team, Pushbloke has vowed to wow the spectator(s), humble the opposition, and probably, make himself a little miffed. Pushbloke hereby presents to you, a new concept, well....., not that new...., well......, probably pretty old....., well.... definately inspired by a team known as the FROGS, and not forgetting some filhy pikey lapdancing gypsy types......, okay so its a complete rip-off, but hey, dont they look nice :-D p.s. I know the names are daft, but you try typing monkey noises :) Aaah, the boys have started as expected, no injuries, but no skill points either... the advice from other, more lofty and capable coaches, has paid off in just 2 games, Lo a troll-monkey has arrived to bring more disappointment to the game, the extra baby monkey (isnt he sweet.....hehe) has also arrived, all is now in place..... And so the slow grind to the top begins, the first two skills have formed, Aaeiuuooo has learned to dodge!, this is better than was hoped for... Unfortunately, with good fortune comes mishap, little Sweetums managed to increase his already sufficient speed, but in doing so he badly sprained his ankle, he may not last the season.....(1/0/2) TD (2/2) Inj (0/0/0) (3/0/0) A sad time for all here at Business As Usual, after only 3 appearances, the small one known as Diddums was bruttally hacked to death by a butcher from HARM INC. As soon as the team saw this the early lead was squandered. The apothacary was nowhere to be seen...(1/1/2) TD (4/4) Inj (1/1/0 - 4/0/1) The boys have decided to dedicate thier last performance to Diddums (or Deadums, as the fans now call him). oohoh is progressing as planned, the rest of the team are starting to realise thier ambitions. All is good for Business as usual......(1/2/2) TD (5/5) Inj (3/1/1 - 4/0/2) Aaaaeeeeh is dead!!! there are ugly roumers that this was a targetted killing... MOURNBLADE team members are perplexed by such rumours, they say it was a straight forward foul, but the apothacary that failed to save him says that is unlikely.... Please welcome Arooo to the team.....Games Played:7 (1/4/2) TD Diff:0 (6 - 6) |Cas Diff:-1 (5/1/1 - 5/0/3) Well things have become a bit more Real around here, the new blitzer pulled a fast one and retired to the coaching staff, 2 blitzers been and gone... Games Played: 10 (1/4/5) TD Diff:-5 (7 - 12) Cas Diff:-1 (10/1/1 - 8/1/4) OMFG, well the lads had a big beat here!, 3 deaths (1 apoth'd successfully, and one niggler in one (the first) half, see match report here: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=933187 Perhaps i should stop being such a cherry, and start picking some myself? Nah, we be MONKEYS, lets have some....... Games Played: 16 (1/6/9) TD Diff -15 (9 - 24) Cas Diff: -7 (13/2/3 - 11/6/8) |
New Team Page Beta
| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Block, Guard, Piling On |
35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 49/ | 170k
(139)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Guard |
37 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 27/ | 120k
(128)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 100k
(100)k |
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| 4 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/ | 100k
(100)k |
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| 5 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA |
20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13/ | 110k
(125)k |
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| 7 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 9 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Dodge, Strip Ball, +MA, +MA |
-ma | 35 | 3 | 13 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 53/ | 190k
(165)k |
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| 10 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate, Pro, Block, Strong Arm |
37 | 21 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 52/ | 160k
(173)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | +MA, Pass Block |
37 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 26/ | 100k
(105)k |
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| 12 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Tackle |
32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 18/ | 90k
(95)k |
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| 13 |
Thrower
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands +MA |
15 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 11/ | 100k
(115)k |
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| 13 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 37 (6/8/23) | | | TD Diff: | -39 (26 - 65) | | | Cas Diff: | -8 (30/9/8 - 28/16/11) |
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| Last Opponent: Pride of Eltharion | |||||||