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Chingford Chargers
Roster [R] Human

THE CHINGFORD CHARGERS MOTTO.

"Bring some beef, lose some teeth!!"

FOUNDED. 2756

STADIUM. The Theatre Of Beads, London. (Capacity 94,000).

COLOURS. Red, Black & White.

EMBLEM. The Raging Bull.


LANDMARKS.

Highest Win. 6-0 vs. Grynd Reapers. (Undead)

Biggest Defeats.
3-0 vs. Hunted by Destiny. (High Elf).
3-0 vs. Poison Spearheads. (Dark Elf).
3-0 vs. Better Letter. (Wood Elf).
3-0 vs. Ghibuto Mask. (Skaven).
3-0 vs. Hippies 69. (Wood Elf).

Highest Gate. 134,000 watched the Chargers play Cornered (Skaven).

Lowest Gate. 20,000 watched the Chargers play Gridfill Honey Monster (Undead).



KEY MANAGEMENT STAFF.

DIRECTOR. Mr. W. Von Beaden.

HEAD COACH. 'Steamin' Willie Beamen.

TEAM PHYSIO. Dr. Hank McCoy.

MASCOT. Bully Beef.

GROUNDSMAN. Mularum.







ROLE OF HONOUR.

Richard Hill. (Crowd Pushed and Died).
Ryan Jones. (Tried Dodging and Died).
Pat Sanderson. (Creamed by A Norse Blitzer).
Shane Williams. (Torn Up by A Clawed Skaven Lineo).
Chris Patterson. (Roasted by An Angry Saurus).
Joe Rokocoko. (Dumped by A Human Lineo).
Andre Vos. (Ruined by A MB Orc Blitzer).
Tom Varndell. (Owned by a rock thrown by Angry Fans).
Lawrence Dallagio. (Crushed by a Khemri Mummy).
David Strettle. (Fouled by a Skeleton).
Andrew Sheridan. (Piledrived by a Khemri Mummy).
Schalk Burger. (Fouled by a Dark Elf Lineo).
Ben Kay (Freebooter). (Crushed by a B.O.B).
Danny Care. (Steamrollered by a Kroxigor).
George Smith. (Nailed by a Saurus).
Tana Umaga. (Smashed by a Saurus).
Steve Borthwick. (Drilled by a Str 7 Ogre).
John Smit. (Powned by A Gutter Runner on Heat).
Ugo Monye. (Ruined by a clawed, fanged Skaven Lineo).
Gavin Henson. (Gangfouled by a Whole Skaven Team).
Martin Castrogiovanni. (Boomed by A Human Ogre).
Victor Matfield. (Closelined by A High Elf Thrower).
Martyn Williams. (Dropped by a Clawed, roided Skaven Blitzer).
Chris Robshaw. (Landed on his head after trying to dodge despite having dodge!).
Sam Underhill. (Newbie got sonic boomed by MB Orc Blitzer).
Mark Lambert (Mark my words was his last words!!!)
Bakkies Botha. (Cult figure ogre ran over by Minotaur).
Joe Marler. (Couldn't get a spp to save his life, got flattened by an Orc lineo).
Pieter Steph Du Toit. Flattened by a Steroided Up D/E Blitzer.


HALL OF FAME. (over 50spps).

Felipe Contepomi. (150 spps in 85 games).
Rodney Blake. (109 spps in 76 games).
Joe Rokocoko. (94 spps in 20 games).
Lewis Moody. (87 spps in 43 games).
Johnny Wilkinson. (78 spps in 35 games).
Schalk Burger. (76 spps in 33 games).
Gavin Henson. (70 spps in 58 games).
Rico Gear. (61 spps in 33 games).



RETIREMENTS.

Brian O'Driscoll.
Richie McCaw.
Matthew Giteau.
Serge Betsen.
Johnny Wilkinson.
Daniel Carter.
Sean Lamont.
Shane Horgan.
Lee Mears.
Rico Gear.
Lewis Moody.
Lesley Vainikolo.
Phil Dowson.
Anthony Watson.
Billy Vunipola.

TEAM CAPTAINS.

George Smith (Game 1 - Game 49).
Gavin Henson (Game 50 - Game 64 ).
Felipe Contepomi (Game 65 - Game ).


BRIEF HISTORY.

George Smith era was the most successful in Charger history with many famous victories. After George Smith died, Gavin Henson took over the armband and form started to drop. His rein lasted 14 games before he came to unfortunate end. This comes onto the Felipe Contepomi era. A major rebuilding time and hence alot of star players departing and results going on a downward spiral. The management hope results change soon as there will be no fans left to watch!!!

After a heart to heart chat with the team, coach Beaman has inspired the team to a mini revival. Their form allowed them to be entered into their first invitational. The Grotty Little Tournament. They narrowly lost 2-1 to the Rabid Ruffians.
Fans came away from the game thinking the Chargers ain't that @^$% after all!

The Chargers have become a more fluid team of late, often playing wildcat formation rather than getting bogged down and getting pounded by oppo teams. This has lead to varied results. Finally getting the team to 100 games and winning, Coach Beaman will go down in the HOF.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tom Croft
Blitzer
8 3 2 8
Block
Guard, +MA, Stand Firm
 -ag 49 0 3 0 4 4 37/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
2
Maro Itoje
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Guard
   28 0 3 0 4 4 37/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
3
Tom Curry
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dauntless
   21 0 4 0 4 3 35/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Sam Cane
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   7 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Alun Wyn Jones
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
 -ma 3 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 160k
(140+20)k
  
6
Sinoti Sinoti
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, +ST, Side Step
   22 0 7 0 0 2 31/51 150k
(60+90)k
  
7
Tim Visser
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Guard, Side Step
   31 0 8 0 0 4 44/51 130k
(60+70)k
  
8
Felipe Contepomi
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, Safe Throw, Tackle, +AG
   85 84 8 0 11 4 150/176 190k
(70+120)k
  
9
Stephen Moore
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle, Kick
   51 1 1 0 10 4 44/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
10
Jamie George
Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Stuart Hogg
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   14 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 80k
(60+20)k
  
12
Will Skinner
Lineman
7 3 3 8
Block, +MA, Guard
   52 2 0 0 6 6 44/51 130k
(50+80)k
  
13
Rodney Blake
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dodge, Block, Tackle, Sure Hands, Strip Ball
   76 4 13 0 8 10 109/176 160k
(50+110)k
  
14
Ben Foden
Lineman
4 3 3 8
Block, +AG
 -ma, -ma, -ag 35 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 110k
(50+60)k
  
15
Paul Doran Jones
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Owen Farrell
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Nerves Of Steel
   25 6 0 0 0 3 21/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
16 players  
Coach: Spink Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 2380k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2380k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:104 (49/20/35) |TD Diff:25 (175 - 150) |Cas Diff:-102 (85/60/25 - 146/90/36)
Last Opponent: Rio