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<DIV ALIGN="center"><i>Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.</i>

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 90k
(95)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(95)k
 
3
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 80k
(80)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
 
5
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
  3 0 2 1 1 0 10/ 100k
(105)k
 
6
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Dodge
  3 2 1 0 0 2 15/ 110k
(105)k
 
7
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
8
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
 
9
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
10
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
 
11
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  3 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
 
12
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
 
12 players  
Coach: LurkingGrue Re-Rolls (80k): 3  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (2/0/1) |TD Diff:1 (4 - 3) |Cas Diff:5 (4/5/0 - 4/0/0)
Last Opponent: Dirty Diggers