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Groovy Grass Blowers II
Retired [X2] Halfling

In 2005 a Psychodelic halfling comunity was sent to prison by a military court for a groovy crime they didn't commit.
These little ones promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Blood Bowl underground. Today, still wanted by the witch hunters, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you want to smoke, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can play... The Groovy Grass Blowers.

This hookah smoking halfling community is famed of there harvests off groovy grass crops ( Spirit Grass), and psychodelic mushrooms. The witch hunters grown supisious of there freaky rituals, weird herbs and bizare music so they were chased out of "The Empire", and afterwards out of "Bretonia". If the Witch Huters would find catch them they would trully be killed for witchcraft.
Now they are living deep inside Ogre territory and are protected by "Greasus Goldtooth" himself in return of some of the proffit they make from the Grass Sales.
There community is living inside a volcanic mountain cave. They keep the mountain happy by burning a lot of spirt grass each year in the "Branch Stick"-festival.
This festival is held inside there own stadion (Itchycoo Park Stadion) deep within the mountains.

They started a Blood Bowl team to smuggle there merchandise all over the world. They are actually spreading the love!!! and peace!!!
The witch hunters won't dare interfere in blood bowl bussiness. But Occasionaly they form a team in hope to murder everyone of this dude squad... Keeping the world free from "the addictive hippy movement".

"Lustrian Haze", "Loren Weed", "Blond Batchelor", "Happy Muchies" are only a few of there trademarks.
They are a symbole of the underground movement and are always accompanied by Underground Muscians. The performers that play before and after the game are better then the team itselve.
Favoured bands are : "Dock Bylan", "The Thumbling Rocks", "Scutt McKinzy", "Metal Catterpillar" and "Jefferson Gyrocopter".

This is one of the only halfling teams that is lacking a "Master Cheff". This team has a "Pot-Meister". The "Pot-Meister" keeps the stach save, and his intoxicating smoke disturbs the other team.
Groovy Grass Blowers never sit in a "Reserve Box", they call it "the chill room". The KO'D box is used for people that have Bad Trips and the dead and seriously injured just go to "the wasted box".



The original "Groovy Grass Blowers" had to retire because of great funding problems. The FF of the club has decreased to much to go on with a Halflings Team
Hopefully the new team gets more groovy luck.

The Orginal Team played 33 Games.
Won = 3
Draw = 8
Lost = 22
They scored 39 TD's and suffered 72 TD's.
16 Groovy Dudes lost there lifes in the process.

Most Rememerable Players :

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"Silent Tree"
'Groovy Grass Blowers' Treeman

MA ST AG AV Inj
2 6 1 10 n

Skills
Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block, Block, Guard

Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
33 0 0 0 18 1 41

Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
0 0 264 0

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"Groovy Tree"
'Groovy Grass Blowers' Treeman

MA ST AG AV Inj
2 6 1 10

Skills
Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, Multiple Block

Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
33 0 0 0 7 3 29

Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
0 0 127 0

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Best Tree trower I have ever had !!!
Even made an interception!!!


Silent Tree II (Sjjjjjjjjt!)
'Groovy Grass Blowers II' Treeman

MA ST AG AV Inj
3 6 2 10 n

Skills
Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Pass, +MA, +AG, Guard

Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
92 1 0 1 12 7 62

Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
1 4 241 0


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"Spliff Dude (Da Spliffer)"
'Groovy Grass Blowers' Halfling

MA ST AG AV Inj
7" 2 3" 6 -ag, n, Retired

Skills
Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Sure Feet, +AG

Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
23 1 9 0 0 2 38

Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
4 78 39 4

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"Twinkle Dude" (Da Twinkler)
'Groovy Grass Blowers' Halfling

MA ST AG AV Inj
5 3 3 6 n

Skills
Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Block

Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
33 0 1 0 0 3 18

Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
0 24 78 1

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Munchy Dude V (rrrrrrr french fries *drule*)

MA ST AG AV Inj
5 2 4 6 d

Skills
Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +AG

Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
36 0 7 0 2 5 50

Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
0 64 40 0

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Twinkle Dude III (Twinkle twinkle Little star)

MA ST AG AV Inj
5 2 3 6 d

Skills
Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet, Sprint

Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp
43 0 4 0 6 6 54

Pass Rush Blocks Fouls
0 72 49 3





GOT THE TEAM INTO UNRANED AFTER 94 GAMES
THE TR/TS couldnt keep up with the FF













New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(99)k
 
2
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, +MA, Piling On, Pass
n 97 0 0 0 47 8 Legend
134
250k
(181)k
 
3
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  15 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(20)k
 
4
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
  23 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 60k
(30)k
 
5
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  12 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 50k
(20)k
 
7
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
  18 0 2 0 1 2 18/ 70k
(50)k
 
8
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet
  46 0 3 0 4 3 32/ 90k
(85)k
 
9
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
n, m 1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(0)k
 
10
Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step, Dirty Player
-ag, m 37 0 6 0 1 3 35/ 100k
(0)k
 
11
Halfling
4 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, Block, Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet, Sprint
n, -ma 95 0 39 0 21 4 Legend
179
220k
(179)k
 
12
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
  17 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(35)k
 
15
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  9 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 50k
(20)k
 
16
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  14 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 50k
(20)k
 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: kwèk Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:97 (38/18/41) |TD Diff:-2 (148 - 150) |Cas Diff:-197 (69/53/22 - 181/111/49)
Last Opponent: Run En Gunners