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They were here for hurting you baby, Now they are here for hurting more! They just can't get enough of it baby, So you better run and shut your door! Jeps KISS is back, and they brought KOWSS from HELL !!! On geheimnisnacht when the forces of evil are strong and the blackest magical winds overflow the world of men, they came. Twisted and deranged, embodied with the power of ROCK, 4 young exalted ones emerged from the KAOSS wastelands. There bodies where blessed by the raw powers of the KAOSS KODSS, there tongues where huge, there ears were even huger... and one of the even got breasts! In the dark ruins of an abandon dwarven mine that was built inside an active volcano called "Evil-Rock" they forged there weapons of mass destruction. They forged... MAGICAL LUTESS!!! and one even more little tiny magical DRUM!!! Inside those LUTESS these evil ones entrapped pure lightning, so that they would have... ELECTRICAL MAGICAL LUTESS. * sound of doom : TOEM TOEM TOEM TOOOEEEEEEM * And from these LUTESS (and little tiny even more magical DRUM) came the raw sound that would ROCK US ALL !!! And they called themselves KISS!!! Dressed like evil mad men, they powdered there faces like sissys and put dark black warcolours over the powder (they can do that you know... they are evil!, evil I tell you!!! mouhahahahaha...uhm... where was I... oh Yeah). These evil vilains of darkness, these pigs of rock, these sissy powdered black painted bastards would go from town to town to challenge people to play a game of blood bowl with them. A game in the name of the powers of KAOSS!!! and ROCK!!! If the town people would loose, they would fill the town with ROCK and all the young ones in the town would change in the most terrible beasts of all... KOWSS. These youngsters become embalmed with the ROCKY powers of KAOSS. They are forced to live there life as KOWSS, pillaging everything that commes in there way. And giving milk every 24 hours. Now, going from town to town with there cattle, playing there game, selling there milk... KISS AND THE KAOSS KOWSS are a menace that plague the land! They will never leave the land unless a sissy snotling boy called "little snotty aka Dodo" would trow the magical Lutes inside the great volcano with the cool name (Evil-Rock). Lucky for our evil heroes that sissy snotling has better things to do, getting crushed by bigger snotlings for example. If its dark, and when you least expect... BEWARE because they could be stealing your wallet! On the Base Lute we got : The evil Gene Simmons On the Lead Lute we got : The terefying ACE Frehley On the guitar and vocals of this evil band : The terrible good Paul Stanley On the little tiny magical drum: The mad contender Peter Criss On the backup vocals : a lot of moo'ing evil milky KAOSS KOWSS and a price bull/studd They will rock all of your games (except against dwarfs... read the signs you little bastards!!!). --- DONT ASK, DONT CARE, I WILL NEVER PLAY DWARFS AGAIN !!! --- |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 60k
(60)k |
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| 2 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60)k |
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| 3 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Tackle, Big Hand |
32 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 49/ | 130k
(135)k |
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| 4 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard |
19 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 20/ | 100k
(123)k |
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| 5 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Foul Appearance |
m | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/ | 90k
(0)k |
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| 6 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Guard |
m | 33 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/ | 100k
(0)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block |
6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 120k
(125)k |
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| 8 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60)k |
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| 10 |
Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal Guard, Multiple Block |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 17/ | 150k
(148)k |
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| 11 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
31 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 15/ | 80k
(85)k |
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| 14 |
Chaos Warrior
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4 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard |
-ma, m | 28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21/ | 140k
(0)k |
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| 15 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 100k
(110)k |
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| 16 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block |
22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/ | 120k
(125)k |
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| 10 players (+3 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 33 (10/4/19) | | | TD Diff: | -20 (32 - 52) | | | Cas Diff: | -20 (26/16/9 - 44/17/10) |
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| Last Opponent: Duvel Drinkerz | |||||||