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Peaceful Valley Pansy Pagers
Retired [X] Undead

The Peaceful Valley Pansy Pushers used to be a Necromantic team, with majority shareholdings owned by the great Flesh Golem Frankenstein. Alas, after maiming and killing one two many dark elves, the sneaky gits got their revenge and stole Frank's regen juice before a match and laid a dirty foul on him...Needless to say Humuhumunukunukuapua'a and the rest of the gang including Frank's apprentice Chulkhurst trashed that dark elf team causing 1 RIP, 3 SI niggles (including both of the witches, and 2 more BHs). However, Frankenstein and a fellow zombie niggled. Frankenstein decided to retire...and in a surprise move in the undead world...he sold his shares to the Ancient Mummy Skywalker...who kept the team name, but none of the players because he wanted his own loyal servants. Lewdgrip, a former zombie, was rehired. The Pansy Pushers think they are better off under the new management as in the past few weeks, with Frank gone, the team had been going to the dogs...both literally and figuratively. They were losing and the wolves, which were hungry and restless, began chewing on their mates in practice...and the zombies weren't taking a liking to it. The team has moved for the moment to all zombies as one of their mummies showed weakness and crumbled before their eyes. The wights left the team in disgust.

***NOTE FROM TEAM MANAGEMENT***
Zombies need only apply.

***NOTE TO THE FEARFUL***
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Sometimes we foul. Sometimes we don't. Depends on you. Depends on me.

***HALL OF FAME***
N/A

***HALL OF RECORDS***
Highest Gate = 119,000 (Lavino Fighting Hellfishes)
Highest Purse = 140,000
Largest Win Margin = 2 scores
Largest Loss Margin = 2 scores
Most Casulaties in a Game = 7
Most Casualties Against us in a Game = 4
Winning Streak = 2 Games
Unbeaten Streak = 3 Games
Losing Streak = 3 Games
Forced Concessions = 1 Game
Concessions = 2 Games

***SIX FEET UNDER FAN CLUB***
Highest Fan Factor = 14
Lowest Fan Factor = 9
Current Fan Factor = 11
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gobfuckel
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
3
Hammerhead
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Guard
   20 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 60k
(75)k
  
4
Snotandrool
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   19 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(40)k
  
5
Lewdgrip
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Dirty Player
   20 1 0 0 6 1 18/ 70k
(123)k
  
6
Screwdriver
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   20 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(65)k
  
7
Lurch
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block, Dirty Player
   20 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 70k
(123)k
  
8
Hookhand
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   20 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(40)k
  
9
Hellfish
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
10
Sodbrains
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   20 2 0 0 1 1 9/ 50k
(65)k
  
11
Feeeeeed
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   20 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
15
Tumbleweed
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Nuwanda Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 10  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 10  
Team Value: 1210k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:20 (7/3/10) |TD Diff:-5 (22 - 27) |Cas Diff:25 (29/19/12 - 18/9/8)
Last Opponent: Broterhood of POW! Reborn