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145 whiskers of whimpin
Roster [X2] Skaven

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An obsession with the number 145 drives this team onwards with a near religious zeal.

Any new members to the team will have their whiskers shaved off, in a manner so the entire team will muster 145 whiskers between them.
Unfortunately, this obsession will stretch as far as dictating the number of days between the washing of jockstraps and mouthpieces, which leads the team to yet another problem, and a terrible one indeed!
How does one make sure there are exactly 145 flies in the locker room?
How can we make more money, without expanding the fanclub beyond our godgiven guidelines.
How on earth does anyone expect us to score with <b>only one ball?</b>

The ritual prayer of 145 before each kickoff, has meant more than a single turnover for this team, as the entire opposing team simply stampedes over the kneeling and praying rats, leaving our resident 145 year old apothecary with more work than he can possibly manage to fix within his remaining lifetime.
Not to mention the 145 apothecaries needed just to keep this guy alive and standing.

The amount of plaster and bandages needed to patch these guys up, according the their strict beliefs, cause many of them to inhabilitated for longer than it takes for their injuries to heal.
Combined with their fragile frame, and whimpy disposition, these rats sure are an interesting sight to behold.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kutherazi
Storm Vermin
7 3 3 8
Block
   7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 90k
(95)k
  
2
Dang doodle
Storm Vermin
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard
 -ma 6 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 110k
(105)k
  
3
Sally the "zip"
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge
Block, Strip Ball
   7 6 4 0 0 0 18/31 120k
(140)k
  
4
Musashi
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge
+MA, Sprint
   7 2 7 0 0 1 28/31 130k
(168)k
  
6
Krouystoff
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   6 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(75)k
  
7
Bukkard the 2nd
Lineman
7 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
8
Trinity II
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
9
Raticolous Ronnie
Lineman
7 3 3 7   7 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(55)k
  
10
Shkitihisk
Lineman
7 3 3 7   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(55)k
  
11
Palnatoke, Prevailer of Puns
Lineman
7 3 2 7 -ag, m 7 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(0)k
  
12
"Kaz" Kaznatiliskovich.
Lineman
7 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(55)k
  
13
Pashnawahili the Cursed One
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   5 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 70k
(75)k
  
14
Kalinka the 2nd
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(55)k
  
15
Pablo Diablo
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
16
Vorathi Despoiler of Nice Family Dinners
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   1 2 0 0 0 1 7/16 90k
(120)k
  
13 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Stunke Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1300k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (1/2/4) |TD Diff:-7 (14 - 21) |Cas Diff:-10 (4/8/0 - 9/10/3)
Last Opponent: Kiss My Pass