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Middenheim Asylum Interns
Retired [X2] Human

*** *** We play for fun and fluff. Destroyers, foulers and whiners - Be gone!*** ***
*** *** Don't bother if you have Claw/RSC or DP...*** ***
*** *** Just trying to be the "fluffiest" team on Fumbbl. *** ***

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=228983">Here are your opponents for this evening...</a></b>

<p align="justify">Johann Grosz looked at the papers his friend Ragnar Kleinwald had put in front of him. He sighed.
"So, if nothing changes we are out of business by the end of the month?"
"Precisely so," Ragnar replied.

After a long pause where he had poured himself a big glass of wine Johann said:
"So when I inherited the money a few years ago, and asked around for a safe business everyone
said: Start an Asylum. Sure, it was a safe bet, since Sigmar knows, there are plenty of loons around."
Ragnar nodded.
"So, how come our finances are in the red?" Johann asked, not expecting an answer. "And what
shall we do to get them in to the black?"

Outside there was a sudden racket. Some of the interns wrestled over a dead bird. All of a sudden one of the
interns broke free and started running with the trophy stolen from his mates. A third intern standing close
to the wall started calling out.
"Pass me! I'm open! C'mon! Pass!"
The running intern threw the bird through the air, and it was neatly caught.

Johann and Ragnar, both struck by the same idea at the same time, stared at each other.
"Our own team!" Johann exclaimed.
"With our own players!" Ragnar filled in.
"Money from sponsors!"
"Good PR!"

Johann and Ragnar shook hands in mutual understanding.
"And of course, if someone accidentily died on the field..." Johann started.
"... it's only one less mouth to feed." Ragnar finished.

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Worth saying again: If your idea of fun is stalling, DP, claw/RSC, not chatting, all MB or something
else team-destroying, please move on. Otherwise, ask for a fun game...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  6 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 140k
(123)k
 
2
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
+AG, Guard
  14 6 3 0 3 0 21/ 150k
(150)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle, Guard
  14 0 1 0 6 2 25/ 130k
(140)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
  8 1 1 0 0 2 14/ 110k
(120)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
 
6
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy
  14 0 9 1 3 2 45/ 150k
(158)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Side Step, Block
  13 0 6 0 0 2 28/ 110k
(143)k
 
8
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+ST
  11 0 4 0 0 0 12/ 120k
(133)k
 
9
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 90k
(125)k
 
10
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  2 4 0 0 0 0 4/ 70k
(85)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Mighty Blow
  13 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 80k
(70)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, +AG
  14 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 110k
(115)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick
  14 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 70k
(70)k
 
16
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  13 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(70)k
 
14 players  
Coach: DonTomaso Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (8/2/4) |TD Diff:5 (29 - 24) |Cas Diff:0 (15/5/3 - 12/9/2)
Last Opponent: Relampago Verde