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| [This team was moved to by some derranged cultists] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17 dead, 22 NI, -2ma, -3ag, -2av, -1st 2 Minotaur, 4 Chaos Warrior, 11 Beastmen (11 NI, -1ma, -2ag, -1st by ageing.) (Gnuuuuuu learns how to play dirty, but this takes a severe toll on him, leaving him aged beyond his years.) (Also, Lord Mailed Gauntlet feels the years catching on...) (In addition Sire Talooned Punch feels his youth is behind him.) (Lord Iron Fist feels an ache deep in his bones.) (Again Lord Mailed Gauntlet feels he is past his prime...) (Then it was Muuuuuuhhh Yaaaaahhh's turn to fell the bones getting old.) (Gnuuuuu feels an ach in his bones and can't move as fast anymore.) (Sire Talooned Punch finally feels he is way past his prime, as well as Maaaaash.) (Lord Iron Fist cannnot move as nimbly as he once could.) (Sire Sickled Fingers finally saw the years catching up with him.) (Pweeeeet caught up some experience and also an ache on his bones.) (Sire Talooned Punch once again feel the years and the long hard matches take its toll.) (Sire Sickled Fingers once again felt the years weighting down on him.) (Bleeeaaat wasn't his nimble self anymore.) (Lord Iron Fist felt the strenght drain away from him) ***After his 48th match, Sire Talooned Punch became my first Legendary player ever*** *** VIRUS IS MOST BROKEN HANDICAP EVER *** Wow, 4th game was cas heaven: just one BH! The Blood god is displeased! Casualties show that mutation in this herd has turned the beastmen in to easy bleeders! Also, Chaos Armour is gifted with paper quality! Blood for the Blood God! 5th game was Bloody Tribute to the Blood God! In the 1st game Graaaaa Mooooo got niggled, in the 5th (his 4th) he died, as well as Raaaaarrr! And on top of that Lord Iron Fist got his leg broken badly! 6th game was also Bloody Tribute to the Blood God! Groooaaan joined his pile of skulls together with a couple of halflings! 7th game saw no fatalities but plenty of blood was spilled! 8th game was Bloody Tribute to the Blood God in earnest! 2 Humans Skulls now are part of His Throne, one was saved by a despicable apothecary, and 4 others didn't see the end of the match! Blood for the Blood God! 9th game didn't see much blood, but one big guy's skull was sent to the Blood God's Throne! 10th game sees the return of brittle bones and papper armour. Lord Iron Fist get's his neck broken and Gnaaaash goes take his place in his God's pile of Skulls! Also, Lord Mailed Gauntlet feels the years catching on... 11th game was vs a nasty opponent with a despicable coach! Just like the Blood God likes it! He intervened near the end to sow confusion in the time continuum and a foul was enacted upon the offending Mummy in the last couple of turns! Blood for the Blood God! 12th game was bloodiest yet! Maniacs' blood was spilled everywhere! As well as a Slayer's own life blood. Sire Razor Fingers and Roooaaam met their Lord on his Mighty Throne and offered the Dwarf's skull in person! And there was more mayhem to be admired throughout the game! Blood for the Blood God! Game 13 was mild on blood... Just a few splinters from a couple of Treeman were offered as tribute to the Blood God! And Sire Talooned Punch saw his years of bloodletting catch up with him... Game 14 was a farse... As stated by oposing coach. A virus outbreak took out a third of the team but they still managed to offer the bones of a ghoul to the Blood God! Game 15 was Gory Hell! 2 halflings saw their skulls deposited at the Blood God's throne! Another one and a beastman got their bones broken! 2 other beastmen and half a dozen halflings got mauled and couldn't finish the game! Sire Talooned Punch alone caused 7 casualties among the lesser people! Blood for the Blood God! Game 16 was mild entertainment. Only a couple o serious injuries speced things up a bit. Game 17 was vs fellow chaos worshippers. Opposing coach called it a day after seeing his sole Chaos Warrior being offered up as tribute to the Blood God! Game 18 was bloody scrap vs Wood Elf Veterans. Dodges are killers as Rooooowlf found out as he met his Lord on His Trhone. Not much more blood was spilled, but pumped up Rooooowlf with his increased Str was offer enough! Game 19 was against undead slaves! On account of the acursed undead having no blood to spill, the Maniacs' blood flew like wine! Game 20 was also against undead slaves! Despite breaking their bones countless times, no blood was spilled save that from Muuuuuuhhh Yaaaaahhh. The Blood God is displeased! Game 21 was bloody indeed. Despite no fatalities being scored, the Maniacs' blood was spilled abundantly once again! Game 22 saw almost no blood being spilled. Disgraceful! Only the Minotaur and a Beastman didn't see the end of the match! The Blood God demands bloody tribute soon! Game 23 was gory hell! The Blood God conspired with Nuffle os that the Maniacs would not make a single play! In addition, Roooaaar and an Orc were offered as tribute to the Blood God! Muuuuuuhhh Yaaaaahhh, Sire Sickled Fingers and Lord Iron Fist also did not see the end of the match! The Blood God is pleased! Game 24 was bloody tribute! For once the Maniacs offered a tainted undead skull to the Lord's Throne and some foul lycanthrope blood as well. Game 25 was against the despicable un-living again! And again their weathered bones were crushed and offered to the Blood God! Game 26 was a waste of Blood God's time! Just Muuuuuuhhh Yaaaaahhh was really bloodied... Most of the Maniacs stayed out of the match the whole game... The Blood God demands worthy tribute! Game 27 was short while holding a promise of bloody tribute! After seeing an Ogre and a Goblin being mauled on the pitch the opponent coach decided to retire from the game... And from BB altogether! Game 28 was gory hell!!! The ref was the 1st casualty! Then all hell broke loose! Many players warmed the cas benches and a Chaos Dwarf was the sweet morsel offered to the Blood God! Blood for the Blood God! Game 29 saw a lot of blood spilled! Unholy tribute to the Blood God! And Grrruuuuuf met his Lord on His Throne! Very bloody game! Game 30 saw some blood spilled freely again! The Maniacs taking the brunt of it one more time! Muuuuuuhhh Yaaaaahhh and Maaaaash were beat up pretty badly and young Mooooooh was offered as tribute to the Blood God! Game 31 was a Blood Fest! A treeman's bleeding wood was offered up to the Blood God, as well as the skull of two flimsy elves. One was snatched back by the green apothecary as they fled the field... Blood for the Blood God! Game 32 was another Blood Fest! Maniacs sprawling everywhere. Opponent had one of his luckiest games ever and also rates as one of unluckiest games for the Maniacs as well. Game 33 was rather one sided. The opposition was undermined from the start and mauled all the way throughout the game. Some blood was spilled, none comming from the Maniacs this turn around. Game 34 was a joke. No contest and not nearly enough blood spilled. The Blood God demands more and worthy tribute! Game 35 was a bloodfest! Laaaaamb was offered in tribute as well as the skull of an impure wight. Plenty of bloodshed and broken bones. Enough to please the Blood God! Blood for the Blood God! Game 36 saw blood all over the place! Mostly the Maniac's as usual! Topped by the offering of the mighty Lord Mailed Gauntlet who went to meet his Lord on His Brozen Throne! Game 37 was another bloody game indeed! Two rotting skulls were offered up to the Blood God as tribute to his Throne! But this bloody battle left Sire Talooned Punch and Maaaaash tired to the bones. Game 38 was a tough battle. The maniacs shed blood in holy fashion! Game 39 was short but nothing short of a bloodbath! Many bodies were scattered around and a couple of Beastmen's skulls were collected for the Blood God's Unholy Throne! Blood for the Blood God! Game 40 was another bloodbath! The manicas got their game togehter early on and brought the pain to the opposition. After some boastful remarks, the opposition was sistematically ground into the gridiron. And to celebrate the bloodfest, a Troll's skull was offered up to the Blood God! Game 41 saw the demise of another faithful Chaos Warrior! Lord Hard Knuckles met his lord on His Throne! Blood was spilled everywhere, with the Maniacs taking the brunt of the beating again! Game 42 was a joke played by foul Nurgle on the Blood God's faithful servants. The game was over before it even begun due to a virus that run amok through the team... 8 players didn't make it to the field... Not to mention Morley went to work as well... But then Tzeentch wanted a part in the fun as well... ...And prevented the few Maniacs from doing anithing, dishing out more 1s than ever before... Some blood was spilled, from the Manicas naturally, but not profusely... Game 43 was even worse... Again struck by virus... Again aflicted by Morley's Revenge... 10 players out before the 1st drive... What can the mighty servants of the Blood God do but bleed? The Blood God will demand worhty bloody tribute soon! Game 44 saw no virus striking and only 4 players missed the game due to NIs! A major improvement! The Blood God was hopping to finally have some tribute! And it was dully delivered! Blood everywhere, bodies scattered all over the place! Blood for the Blood God! Game 45 was an omen of retirement... For the 3rd time in 4 games virus strikes and spells the end of the match even before kick off... At this rate, the team will hold out untill game 50 and leave room for other worthy followers... Some Maniac blood spilled in another extremely boring game... Snooooort's skull was offered as tribute just as he was gaining some extra feel of the game... Game 46 was another clash vs the bloodless undead. Their foul trickery got Sire Talooned Punch accused of some dirty deed and held for questioning... Despite this, it was a hard fought match that left many players down! Even Muuuuuuhhh Yaaaaahhh was bloodied and battered and had a fractured skull. Game 47 was once again vs the famous startrek.nl! Both team did their best! The elves doing their thing and the Maniacs screaming for blood! And a bloody match it was, with the elves taking the worst of it. Game 48 was to be a confrontation with mighty Ogres. Alas, again the machinations of Father Nurgle made it all seem a big joke, yet again. Mighty Khorne should banish virus from the fields of Gory Glory! 7 Maniacs took to the field... 'Nough said... Game 49 was a face off against some cocky elves. As soon as the game was afoot, the blood would start flowing. And sure it did, as the elves started getting scattered around the floor! Game 50 was a face-off vs some Chaos worshipers! As a pre-game tribute to the Blood God, a Re-Roll was stripped from the Maniacs' Roster. Sire Talooned Punch was savagely attacked and ended up being severey mauled. But the Maniacs rallied and fought back! And an opposing Chaos Warrior was offered up in bloody sacrifice. Bodies were strewn everywhere in bloody mayhem! And the Maniacs persevered! Blood for the Blood God! Game 51 saw the Great Jokester, Tzeeench, strike again, coupling up with the Lord of Decay... Virus ended the match in the pre-match rolls... 5 players... 'Nough said... Reached a point where other teams are too affraid to face off against us without handicaps... Teams of the same rating run away at the sight of the Maniacs. Even Ogres flee from our sight... Men without a past fear there will be no future... Will there be a worthy opponent out there? Game 52! Finally some worthy opponents were spotted! Some Chaos All Stars decided to face the Maniacs! Lord Borak the Despoiler was called to strenghten the much depleted Maniacs. As soon as the game began the blood started flowing. The Maniacs' of course. On the return turn Sire Talooned Punch tried to offer a beastman to his Lord but the opponent's apothecary intervened. It was too much for them and they fled the field! Blood for the Blood God! Sire Talooned Punch reachs Legendary Status!!! This makes him feel the burden of time upon him once again! Still at that point where other teams are too affraid to face us. They all want handicaps... A lot of handicaps! Otherwise, teams run away at the sight of the Maniacs. Again, Men without a past were afraid there would be no future... Game 53 was versus the Legendary startrek.nl. Yet another rematch with a worthy opponent... Let the blood flow! The Elves quickly took the lead. But soon too much of their blood was splattered over the field that the fight was taken out of them... Sire Sickled Fingers once again felt the years weighting down on him. Game 54 was versus some flimsy elves. They took advantage of the Winds of Chaos preventing all casualties to challenge the Maniacs. As an extra boon, every single Maniac was fit for the match! The Maniacs tried to offer some elves but none were taken by their Lord this day. A Re-Roll was acquired on the aftermath of the match. Game 55 was versus another Human BBowl Legend: Yonki's band2 A war of niggles ensured and 4 players on either side were indisposed. As usual, as soon as the blood started flowing, it was painted by the Maniacs. There was an attempt to offer a Blitzer to the Blood God, but their apoth saved him. Soon Muuuuuuhhh Yaaaaahhh was offered up to the Blood God instead! And the carnage continued with players dropping left and right. Both teams were down to 7 jerseys for the 2nd half. Blood for the Blood God! Game 56 saw another face-off vs the legendary startrek.ln! Sire Sickled Fingers was unavailable for the match, but the rest of the lads promised him a goblet of blood! Sire Talooned Punch immediately set upon the task of collecting it. The Blood God's blessing was trully with the Maniacs and they bashed the elves into the dirt! Challenged Evil Species... They were afraid they were facing extinction... The Blood Quest continues... Game 57 Finally a match! And vs none ohter than the Legendary Evil Species. They put something funny on the food and 4 Maniacs are feeling unable to go onto the pitch. The Maniacs were mauled from start to finish as usual. As a result 3 more Maniacs found out what a NI was. And the blood god was pleased for all he asks is that blood is shed in his name! After this show the Unhinged Bloodletter joined the team! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [And the team was moved to by some derranged cultists] Game 58 Challenged Shadowkind Too with 10 Maniacs suffering from 17 NIs. The Dark Elves accepted and the match got underway. 7 Maniacs made it onto the pitch. 1st roll saw 4 skulls rolling in. Super start for the Maniacs. The Maniacs got angry and started throwing bodies around, sometimes their own. The Maniacs got trampled as usual despite their best efforts. Then a blitzer was offered up to the Blood God. Despite all the blitzes the opposition made, the Maniacs fought valiantly. And finally yet another blitzer was sacrificed to the Blood God. After the match Lord Iron Fist felt the strenght drain away from him Game 59 Challenged the Legendary Slaanesh's Obscene Satyrists to a grudge match They willingly obliged and the carnage began! Sire Talooned Punch, Rwooooolf and Spuuuuurt were unwell and the apoth got the Warrior up to it! Bodies started flying from the get go. And the Maniacs started failing right away. Again the machinations of the foul powers oppose the Maniacs abilities... Only Sire Talooned Punch made a difference. A big one! |
New Team Page Beta
| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal |
2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 110k
(90)k |
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| 2 |
Chaos Warrior
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4 | 3 | 1 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle, Frenzy |
-ma, -ag, n, n, -ag, -st | 55 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 4 | 76/176 | 220k
(92)k |
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| 3 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Razor Sharp Claws, Frenzy, Block |
17 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 1 | 37/51 | 180k
(145)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Warrior
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7 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +MA, +MA |
n, n | 44 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 13 | 7 | 88/176 | 220k
(151)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Claw, Block, Razor Sharp Claws, Frenzy, Tackle, Multiple Block, Pro |
n, n, n, n | 55 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 85 | 6 | Legend 206 |
270k
(115)k |
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| 6 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player, Block |
n, n | 57 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 21/31 | 100k
(92)k |
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| 7 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player, Claw, Block |
-ag | 42 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 37/51 | 130k
(143)k |
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| 8 |
Beastman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Horns +MA, Block, +AG, Tackle, Strip Ball |
n | 58 | 16 | 25 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 124/176 | 190k
(167)k |
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| 9 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player, Block |
n | 36 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 16/31 | 100k
(110)k |
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| 10 |
Beastman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player, Block, Tackle |
n, n, -ma | 50 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 48/51 | 120k
(101)k |
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| 11 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player, Block |
n | 18 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 21/31 | 100k
(110)k |
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| 12 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player, Block |
n | 19 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/31 | 100k
(110)k |
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| 13 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player |
13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9/16 | 80k
(115)k |
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| 14 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Horns Frenzy, Block |
-av, n | 11 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 22/31 | 110k
(71)k |
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| Games Played: | 59 (31/6/22) | | | TD Diff: | -4 (81 - 85) | | | Cas Diff: | 93 (109/62/41 - 57/45/17) |
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| Last Opponent: Slaanesh's Obscene Satyrists | |||||||