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Scumdogs of the Universe
Roster [X2] Chaos

The Legend of the Scumdogs of the Universe began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy as a gang of space pirates. Falling out of favor with their Master, the Scumdogs of the Universe were imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, the Scumdogs of the Universe began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that the Scumdogs of the Universe should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.

Several thousand years later the Scumdogs of the Universe were stumbled upon and awakened by, aidslave, a known pimp, pusher, pornographer, and Blood Bowl coach, accidentally stumbled into the Scumdogs of the Universe Antarctic tomb and woke them. He took them, gave them uniforms, and began to market them as his latest Blood Bowl sensation.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Balsac The Jaws of Death
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Piling On
 n 5 0 0 0 8 1 21/31 160k
(121)k
  
2
Flattus Maximus
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 100k
(110)k
  
3
Sexecutioner
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(92)k
  
4
Oderus Urungus
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
5
Beefcake The Mighty
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 100k
(110)k
  
6
Gizmak the Gusher
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
 m 5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(0)k
  
8
Slymenstra Hymen
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   5 0 2 0 1 0 8/16 80k
(85)k
  
9
Nippleus Erectus
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
10
Techno Destructo
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
11
Gor-Gor
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
12
Cuttlefish of Cthulu
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 80k
(85)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: aidslave Re-Rolls (140k): 0  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 950k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/0/3) |TD Diff:-5 (3 - 8) |Cas Diff:4 (5/5/5 - 5/3/3)
Last Opponent: Crazy Gals