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[R] Wood Elf
| It is not easy to be the head coach of this bunch of losers, who seem afraid of winning. Apparently these poor stupid woodelves don't want to anger their opponents, so they'd rather fumble the ball or throw it right to an opposing player than make a pass for a touchdown. Anyway here are a few words about this pitiful team. Most of the players are still in a state of shock after losing a good if somewhat stupid friend in a slightly brutal game. Soft Hitter will be remembered, if nothing else then for his gay attitude. We play clean until angered. Only once have there been a need for Runny Nose to make the dirty tackles, only he knows how to make. This is rather fortunate seeing as the rest of the team already despices him for that one match. Although a few players also suffer from traumas after seeing an opponent dead after a rough but clean tackle. The only teams we don't play are dwarfs and teams relying on dirty tricks and even dirtier tackling. This is mostly because my poor players would suffer too much at the hands of these culprits, and though I am not a soft man, I believe that those who are less fortunate in the mental department should be guided so as to avoid the most extreme dangers their stupidity might lead them into. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 6 | Block, Dodge |
-av | 17 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 16/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 2 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Block, Side Step |
18 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 33/51 | 130k
(70+60)k |
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| 3 |
Treeman
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2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Break Tackle |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 140k
(120+20)k |
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| 4 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Kick, Dirty Player |
18 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Guard |
17 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 16/31 | 120k
(70+50)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Diving Tackle |
18 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 24/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Tackle |
16 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 26/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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7 | 4 | 4 | 7 | +ST, Block |
18 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 23/31 | 140k
(70+70)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Pass Block |
m | 18 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 30/31 | 110k
(0)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Pro |
17 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 18/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 11 |
Thrower
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Pass |
2 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 90k
(90+0)k |
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| 15 |
Wardancer
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10 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap +MA, +MA, Side Step |
15 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 41/51 | 200k
(120+80)k |
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| 16 |
Wardancer
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8 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Leap Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG |
17 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 43/51 | 210k
(120+90)k |
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| 12 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 18 (8/1/9) | | | TD Diff: | -2 (39 - 41) | | | Cas Diff: | -9 (12/13/6 - 22/13/5) |
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| Last Opponent: Bone Sekkers | |||||||