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Orcses R Stoopid
Roster [X] Goblin

Dere is no orcses in dis teem coz orcses R too stoopid to playz bludbowl. Dey don't nose wot ball iz for and forgets roolz. We nose rools bestest, wen ref forgetz roolz we cuts im wiv chainsaw.

Wot weez finks of da uvvers:

Ratzes - Ratzes R scaresded and runs away. And dey smells ov cheese.
Ded 'uns - Boneyz are really stoopid. Deyz too stoopid to nowz deys dedded and finks dey can stills walk 'round and playz bludbowl. And dey smells wurse dan a troll.
Stinkies - Dontz like to playz stinkies, can't holds breff long enuff.
Flingses - Flingses R stoopid too, deys bring trees on pitch 'sted ov playaz. Dey not nowz treez can't moves so dey lose lotz. An' weez bigga n stronga dan dem.
Elfses - Elfses don't nowz how to plays bludbowl eether. Dey finks u have to frows da ball, but yooz supposed to cuts wiv chainsaw den worries 'bout ball.
Froggies - Froggies are sly-mee an' cantz pick up ball, so deyz always lose.
Dwarveses - Dey looks like pink gobboz but deys not. Also deyz not invint chainsaw, gobbos did!!! Weez like to show dem 'ow it wurks.
'Oomies - Dere's lotz of diff'rent 'oomies, even dere wimminz plays. Da stoopidest is da onez 'oo lives in ice buts warez no cloves.

So gobboz is da best!!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Duh, uh, dunno
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(94)k
  
2
Stoopid As A Orcses
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 100k
(94)k
  
3
I Hate Orcs
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
4
Me Too
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
5
Orcs Smell
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(25)k
  
6
S. Marshjuice
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(25)k
  
7
Orky Killer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
8
Gobbo
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
9
Bruce Gobbellaar
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
10
Makari
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
11
Gutta Norris
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(25)k
  
12
Stunty Bowelchurna
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
13
Sneaky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(25)k
  
14
Nee Kappa
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(50)k
  
16
Nobbla Blackwart
Chainsaw
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Star
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 80k
(100)k
  
15 players  
Coach: defresa Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/0/2) |TD Diff:-3 (2 - 5) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/2/1 - 1/4/0)
Last Opponent: NCologne