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El Pollo Muetro
Retired [X] Goblin

I have played Blood Bowl for years and years, and after "proving" myself to the three guys in this area that play, I thought I would go for the challenge of a worldwide fan-base ... ta da! Fumbbl!

At first, I sucked, but I blamed it on the interface. A played around for a couple of months and practived by myself offline so I had the interface down pat.

Then, I continued to suck. I had some limited success, but it seemed that after ten games or so my impressive 50/50 record would diminish rapidly. Even old standbys like Chaos Dwarves and Skaven were no match for hard-core bashy teams like Wood Elves and Halflings.

So, much suckness later I have resigned that the problem most likely isn't the interface. It probably isn't the game rules (heck, I used to teach them) or other fundamentals. It is probably me.

Yep, its me. I am among the worst coaches in the game, so to honor this revalation I have formed a team of Death Chickens, named for the famed Cockatrice mount of my favorite Warhammer Fantasy Goblin Warboss, General Tso.

Will they win? Heck no, but they will be a lot of fun to play. Besides, Nuffle has screwed me plenty on two die block IN my favor, its time he paid up with some against me.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Oritz
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 2 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(42)k
  
2
Minka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
3
Todd
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
4
Gary
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(0)k
  
5
Bob
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
6
Stinka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
7
Lucky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
8
Anklebiter
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
9
Gunderstank
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
10
Ovver Wun
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
11
Egger
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
12
Zed
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
15
Dieter
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(94)k
  
16
Gunter
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
  
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: LegendaryBill Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-4 (1 - 5) |Cas Diff:-3 (0/1/1 - 3/1/1)
Last Opponent: Sons of Eternity