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<html><head><title>Da Undatakaz</title><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=iso-8859-1"></head><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><table width="625" style="border:1px solid #000000; bgcolor:#ffffff"><tr><td><table><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+1"><b>TEAM PROFILE: DA UNDATAKAZ</b></font><br><br></center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1"><b>Team Colours:</b> Black<br><b>Owner:</b> Unknown <br><b>Head Coach: </b>Gres<br><b>Home Stadium:</b> Uzgobs Ridge (Capacity - 17,212 (Official), surface - grass)<br><b>Players:</b> Orc, Goblin, Troll</td><td></td></tr></table><table><tr><td align="justify"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">The Undertakers, sorry, Da Undatakaz, were originally a no-hoper Badlands side called 'Uzgob's Teem', doomed to play forever in the deeply unglamorous 'Badlandz Sooper Leeege - Divishun lotz 'n' wun'. That was until they werebought out by a mysterious, yet diminutive, greenskin from the far east. Identifiable by his huge fur coat and solid gold chains and with an immense personal wealth, apparently from “fur trading”. Their new owner, known only as 'Da Big Gobbo', has lavished the team with cash and signings, snapping up the cream of the Badlands Crop including Mikk and Keef formally of Da Rollin' Stonez. Whether the team can make good and avoid being 'disappeared' like earlier unsuccessful Undatakaz players is the burning question.<hr></font></td</tr></table><table><tr><td valign="top"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">2476&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></td><td align="justify"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">Uzgob's Teem are formed following an idea on a good night out, decades of middling achievement in the lower divisions of the Badlands follow.<br></font></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">2503&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></td><td align="justify"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">The team are bought out by mysterious diminutive eastern greenskin who immediately withdraws the team from the Balands league and sacks the entire team and backroom staff. Numerous signings follow, some more successful than others.<br></font></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">2506&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></td><td align="justify"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">The team re-launches.<br></font></td></tr></table><table width="625"><tr><td><hr><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1"><b>Team Honours:</b> None<br><b>Hall of Fame:</b> None<br><b>Spike! Magazine Team Rating:</b> 178<br></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></body></html>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, +AG
  22 19 4 0 0 1 36/ 150k
(165)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(100)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball, +MA
  21 0 2 0 3 2 22/ 130k
(140)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG
  22 0 9 0 5 4 57/ 180k
(180)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm, Guard
  22 0 7 0 3 0 27/ 130k
(133)k
 
8
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick
  22 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 70k
(70)k
 
9
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
  12 6 0 0 0 1 11/ 90k
(105)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
  22 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 70k
(70)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
  22 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 80k
(80)k
 
13
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  10 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 100k
(100)k
 
14
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  15 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 100k
(100)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
  17 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 60k
(50)k
 
16
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
  19 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 140k
(133)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Gres Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (9/8/5) |TD Diff:7 (29 - 22) |Cas Diff:6 (15/9/8 - 9/12/5)
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