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Never Say Dies!
Retired [X2] Undead

A long time ago a Blood Bowl team by the name of GOBBO WARRIORS RISE! was travelling to their first ever Rose League matchup. Although underdogs the Warriors' spirits were high - the chainsaw's were oiled, fuses checked and Fanatics buzzing. With hearts of pride and belly's of glee they sailed in the trusty team boat - SS NoLeeks - to the glory they knew they rightly deserved.

It's just a shame no one was steering.

One big rock, lots of swearing and 30,000 tons of ocean wave later and the Warriors were no more. The Chaos Dwarves they were due to play celebrated an easy bye through to the semi finals of the cup and the parents of Petrol Pete (the only player on the Warriors' side to HAVE parents) shed a tiny little green tear.

But then something strange happened. As the days rolled by it wasn't the expected bloated green corpses being washed up on the shore but a very different sort of corpse... corpses that moved and talked (sort of) and swore (lots). Yes, Gobbo Warriors Rise had re-incarnated themselves as...

THE NEVER SAY DIES !!!!

Remember, they are just Goblins underneath...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Petrol Pete (RIP)
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(123)k
  
2
Short Fuse Phil (RIP)
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(123)k
  
3
Jimmy Sharpe (RIP)
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(105)k
  
4
Dirty Sam (RIP)
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(105)k
  
5
Sneaky Jim (RIP)
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
Suicide Slim (RIP)
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Suicide Noww (RIP)
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
8
Disposable Grimp (RIP)
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
9
Supa Dupa Dan (RIP)
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
10
Gunpowder Gregg (RIP)
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
11
Limpitt (RIP)
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
Mecha Machmilla (RIP)
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30)k
  
16
Leo
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
13 players  
Coach: MelchiorX Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1030k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (1/0/0) |TD Diff:2 (2 - 0) |Cas Diff:4 (3/0/1 - 0/0/0)
Last Opponent: That 70s Show