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Dead Irate Philosophers
Roster [R] Shambling Undead

Winners of FUMBBL Cup V QS Qualifier II


The Dead Irate Philosophers are dead, irate, and philosophers. That should say it
all. But there is something deeper.

What are they mad about, you ask? They're dead, for one. And when they were alive,
you better believe they weren't properly appreciated for their respective brilliance. Not
to mention constantly surrounded by idiots.

The thing that ticks them off the worst, though, is that they've been reanimated to play
ball for a team called the DIPs. That's what really cheeses the last straw. Here they
are, brains the size of a planet and they're expected to run around wearing a uniform
with D.I.P. printed on it in big pink letters.

Plato, renowned philosopher, mathematician, and team captain was quoted as saying," Stephen Hawking doesn't have to put up with this crap, because, you know, he's not dead yet."

To which head coach Murphy was heard to respond," Soon."


The following video details the plans of the DIPs regarding your brains.

Leibniz

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3494538>Descartes II</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Break Tackle
  17 0 2 0 10 2 36/51 190k
(120+70)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
 
3
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
4
Wight Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block, Regeneration
+AG, Tackle, Sure Hands
  26 4 9 1 1 3 50/51 170k
(90+80)k
 
5
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Block, Tackle
  72 0 0 1 3 5 33/51 100k
(40+60)k
 
6
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
  5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block
  36 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Dirty Player
m 41 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 80k
(0)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  11 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Zombie
4 4 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block, +ST
  60 0 0 0 3 5 31/51 140k
(40+100)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Block
  19 1 0 0 0 4 21/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
14
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
  12 1 1 1 0 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Kick, Tackle
  116 0 0 0 8 6 46/51 100k
(40+60)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: mistermurphy Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1970k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:116 (51/21/44) |TD Diff:-5 (139 - 144) |Cas Diff:249 (245/172/85 - 125/76/52)
Last Opponent: Metro Orcs2