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Disembowelment Made Easy
Retired [R] Orc
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Hello boys and girls! Step over here and learn the fine art of dismemberment from real pros. These specialists will be happy to show you how to cleanly render living beings into fun new shapes.
Disembowelment Made Easy is composed of beings that were composed of Orcs..... once. We eschew the usual brute training for Black Orcs and instead focus on their nimbleness. The result is a unique line that creates mismatches on the pitch.


Specialists of Note:
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3460989>Sheers</a>: Original specialist who never missed a game, Sheers was the prototype Blocker being swifter than most. Ended his career as the second leading Black Orc Scorer ever.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Drip DripBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard 38010432680k (80+40k) 
2CystascopeBlack Orc Blocker3429Block, Guard-ma, m20040322880k (0k) 
3ShuntBlack Orc Blocker4429  600000080k (80+0k) 
5Financial AdvisorLineman5339Dirty Player 1410001650k (50+20k) 
6Dept HeadLineman5339  200000050k (50+0k) 
7Ice CreamBlitzer6359Block, Guard, +AG, Tackle, +AG, Sure Hands 4112140158180k (80+140k) 
9ChapelBlitzer6349Block, +AG 10430001380k (80+40k) 
10Plastic BlanketTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 12000000110k (110+0k) 
11AbrasionBlitzer6439Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle 401801726980k (80+110k) 
15Da GasBlitzer6339Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Kick 441511736780k (80+80k) 
16DeeperThrower5338Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate 7400021470k (70+20k) 
17Vincent GrottyorcJourneyman Lineman5339Loner 000000050k (50+0k) 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Synn Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 16  
Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:136 (69/20/47) |TD Diff:45 (209 - 164) |Cas Diff:164 (219/148/61 - 134/83/47)
Last Opponent: Rag and Bone