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3rd created Ranked team by me here.

"The elder wizard talked for hours after the game about tactics, but The Apple didn´t hear a word. Now he had showned everybody, including the old chap, that he was the team´s leader. If only his dad had seen the game. His dad, the famous breakNtake-beatboy (noone knew where his nickname was from) who died on the pitch seven years earlier, killed by an angry and frustrated troll... Suddenly he started crying and ran out of the room, only to be tackled by some furious orcs who were waiting outside for him. After a hard fight, The Apple hit on of the blitzers so hard over the cheek the blitzer stopped the fight, they decided to go for an ale together. The Apple did not make it to the next day´s training, but he was lucky, the old wizard understood and no penalty was given."

2006-10-14 after a victory versus The North Tribe Nigglaz

"For the first time in many many years the wizard cried on the back of the wolf back to the mouintains. Four slaughtered beautiful friends in two games. How could he explain this to the council? Of course a victory, the beasts from beyond are too savage and brute to understand the true love of the game. But his best player seriously hurt, would he come back at all... and a fresh witch who were eaten by the filthy animals. No more games versus the killingteams, he reminded himself. Never would he had guessed that they could even hit his beauties, but overand over like a magic power had put a spell on them. Could it be that his archenemy, no names said, had disturbed the game, and that he himself hadnt noticed... He cryed even more... the spirit of the rest of the team was blown away. He had given them time for themselves and they all went in different directions. He was the only one heading home... Suddenly a thought popped up in his head. Yes, he had heard the screaming from the other coach, directed towards himself at the end of the game, yes he had... and he screamed that he didnt care about defending against the last goal which the elves were about to make, he said he wanted to make his beasts more experienced by trashing the elves in pieces. The elder wizard cried like a baby now..."

2006-10-17 after a clash with Enough with Nuffle

"The old wizard threw the pipe as far as he could (approximately 4 squares straight...) and he was sooooo frustrated. They had played so well, no injuries, nothing, and a nice win. In halftime he had talked to the other coach about the strong frontline of the lizzardz, adoring them and being honest... but this he could never had expected! After the game, Jonas Joda and The Apple, the teams two most important players, were ambushed when they made their way to the brothel (which was worldfamous by the way in Kzhiezzah, the lizardtown). 25 lizzards blocked their path in every direction and it was a miracle they came out of there alive. But both had been badly beaten up and the lizzards had stung them with some sort of sharp horn which would haunt the elves as long as they lived. The wizard was now really worried, would he sack his best player, and how could he, The Apple was famous for his leader-abilities and beautiful touchdowns. Did he even dare to confront the The Apple? He decided to go to a milkbar in the next town they came to and get enormously wasted..."

2006-10-18 after a win against Mictlans Warriors

"The Apple suddenly stepped up to the old wizard. I´m out. I´m done. The wizard looked like someone who had seen the ocean for the first time. The graces had played superbly against a horde of chaosbeasts, their largest win ever. And The Apple felt that this was the time. To leave. But the official version that came out was that he had found a woman in the lizzardtown. Love is sacred. Only the wizard knew the true version, and only explained it to one being in his long lasting life. The Apple knew he was a burden to the team, and the new witch looked really promising. He also agreed to help the wizard in some matters, but very secretly. The team was so happy by the huge win, that The Time For Sorrow only lasted a full week!"

2006-10-19 after 5-0 against Kom kom till Klondike

"What a coffee! The team was addicted, mostly because of all influences from the world they now travelled. But THIS COFFEE!!! Oh my God, the old wizard was so upset with them. Believing he had half his team injured he left the court, amazed that they had won. That hockey-blitzer had ruled the field, it almost felt like the players had gone down too easily. But he scrugged it of, it could not be... And then he entered the lockerroom, and what a touch in the air. There they all sat, confused and embarrased that the wizard came down. He shouted and threw fireballs here and there, but everyone just laughed. They had won, right... 15 minutes later no-one praised the coffee like the coach... What a coffee!!!"

2006-11-10 after 3-2 versus Stone Man Doctrine

"Atfter 35 games with other teams, the wizard had finally told the old favouriteteam to play again. They hardly believed him. Would he do the same again? Would he lie and then do the opposite? Well, they had a very amusing smack towards a brave orcteam, who thought they would smack some elves. But no. The elves stood back, hit hard and the coaches felt happy for the other coach successes. A great game. And Wendel Watos were back on track. A bit more careful now, having learned some tricks from watching others."

2006-12-28 after 2-0 versus Hooligans of Gorg

"The team was happy. Regarding the long travel, no sleep and a game in the middle of the night (yes, we see in the dark...) they made a tie. They hadnt played in a long time and felt confused, and no tactics were used. Coach wasnt even upset, he was probably most confused. Very Dark Elves had two past players on 14 games, Wendel Watos doubled that amount in a game, so bashing some darkies and acclaiming a tree was a nice trophy. But we were slow, and feel sorry for the other team. Hope it was not too bad. We had fun even when it was an awful start. Even then!!! ;-D"

2007-01-13 after 2-2 versus Very Dark Elves

"No swirling wine, no berrydrugs, not even a taste of Xzvuoy´s (their lizzard driver) sparkling secret-recipe-water! And TFS (time for sorrow) for Vaektmaestaren was only two days, TWO DAYS! Coach immediately set out spys to the other games. None had really believed in victory, after their big break, but coach had pushed them further. And they had no time to rest. Nothing would be decided by destiny (yeah right, coach...) but by faith and belief. They were even forced to go to the sacred scrine the next morning. It was a good game despite the injuries. Coach was thinking if he should fire Krister Kern, or not... He had a pipe, and delayed the decision a while... just a while... it had been a sweet game... and a great coach on the other bench!"

2007-01-16 after 3-0 in Warpstone Open Q12 versus Gotheburg Gore

"After light pows from the ones who never sleeps (not us, the creatures...) and a nice first half with 1-0, we recieved at halftime. Pythrr had a couple of guys out (me not) and so 2-0 came up after like 3 rounds. A wiz, some dodges and two guys got new skills. Had a great game. It is a pleasure to play elves when nuffle is on your side. Pythrr had a harder time, and none of the hardhitters did their job this evening. We bow for a noble and fun coach!"

2007-01-23 after 3-0 in Warpstone Open Q12 round 2 versus Sticks n´ Stones

Lost in semi in Warpstone Q12, dont want to write about it. (Weeps)

In turn 15 Tony Bobadill was killed by his own fans, they being angry that Watos didnt do a TD in the first half. The rest of the team got really scared, and made a very focused turn (read lucky) and won the game. Watos punished the small skinks, but they will be back, and mad!

2007-05-29 after 1-0 versus Sea Serpent Grotto Gators

"Dare you" was too strong and my boys and girls didnt really want to play. They wanted to have a rest and go straight to GLT, but coach was dying for some action. And, of course, the players were right. A nice witch died, the apo werent even there to help, and miracooulouousouoly we made a draw. But it costed. A lot. And now GLT seems very far away, which means more games. More death and glory. Halleluja!!!

2007-05-30 after 1-1 versus Dare you

They stinkin woodies did 0-3 on me the first 5 turns. Never happend before. The nice lovely woodies got Get the Ref at the start of half two, and didnt foul once. I put Slim1 on Whitelist for that. And, yes, I deserved to loose. And Nuffle is my smaller brother who punishes me in secret, putting those skulls at perfect hellish position, if you get it. But my pows ere good, and my mother is nice. And I Love bloodbowl. Hail!

2007-05-30 after 2-3 versus Silithus

One dead upcoming lino (I was secretly in love with her). And the other witch niggled, the first got killed last game, failed apo. Ingela was first killed by a MB-darkie, and apo worked, and then niggled on the foul 15 seconds after. That sucked! So this averagly skilled team wont be playing GLT, it would just be painful. Damn! I suck at tourneys... even getting there. ;-D Not knowing when to stop playing before the tourney starts. Now THAT sucks! Greed, greed, my painful friend. Oh well, what the heck. I had a great game with 3-0 very quickly. And then my spirit fell... true nature of elves... powerful and unstoppable if we are in mood, and really suck if we dont. LOL. Its true when it comes to me. So, no GLT as I said. Nah, pain is not something I want to expose myself for, at this beautiful site. Has to be fun. Did anyone read to this point? Who am I writing for? haha... alright folks, see yaa.

2007-05-31 after 3-1 versus some bloody darkies.... grrrr........

29 active skills
1 doubles
1 agility

Krister Kern did the magic trick. Doubleskulled on a dodge, was killed on the trip and apo failed! Bom! I love those deaths. Quick and brutal!
And then SFC and birthday-guy does the exact same thing two turns later!!!!!
Two great deaths. A pity the team I despise the most of my teams, have to players unhurt over 76 spp. That makes them hard to retire... hmm... what to do...
It was a great game, and we fought all the way to the end. But the fans didnt like the deaths, so they stole the cash from the wine that we sold on the black market during the game. Pity. Now we have tr 214 and 9 players and 0 cash... (shivers)

2007-06-18 after 110 minutes and 3-3 vs poloq7´s Dragon Ball Heroes
Nov 2013 - FUMBBL Minor TW2000 - Lost in 2nd round vs Cavetroll´s dorfs. Horrible game dice-wise.

Beat rafadavila´s very strong darkies Magerit Revengers with tons of ss and blodge and everything else, in XFL VIII first round. Had early luck with cas but did actually also play pretty good. It was a great game I was sure I would loose before we played.

Lost in 2nd round vs tauro. Played poorly on offence, gave away a pretty easy 1dice on the ball. Bribe failed completely, was sent off directly, had to use wiz on offence and it didnt help. Poor luck and some poor rounds from me, and it didnt help that I played the rest really well.

2007-jan/feb Lost in the semi of Warpstone Open Q12
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
6 3 5 7
Shadowing, Stab
  2 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 130k
6 3 4 8
  9 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 90k
6 3 4 8
Kick, Dodge, Block, Fend
  58 12 7 0 3 5 64/76 150k
8 3 4 7
Sure Hands, +MA, Pass
  19 18 4 0 0 1 35/51 150k
6 3 5 8
Block, Dodge, Guard, +AG, Mighty Blow
  79 12 13 0 12 6 105/176 210k
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Tackle
  81 5 13 0 11 3 81/176 170k
5 3 4 8
Dirty Player, Dodge
-ma 46 7 3 0 1 2 28/31 110k
6 3 4 9
  7 1 3 0 0 0 10/16 100k
7 3 4 8
Dodge, Tackle
  4 1 2 0 0 2 17/31 140k
7 3 4 8
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Tackle, Strip Ball, Side Step, Dauntless
-av 64 7 17 0 10 4 98/176 200k
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Wrestle, Leap
  15 0 3 0 1 3 26/31 150k
12 players  
Coach: Dhaktokh Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 2040k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:82 (49/12/21) |TD Diff:65 (167 - 102) |Cas Diff:-27 (73/54/20 - 94/59/21)
Last Opponent: Sons of Naggaroth83