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Chicken Soup for the Foul
P [R] Shambling Undead

<big>"Can an orc find love beneath the heel of a boot? Do elves experience pleasure surfing the crowd? Is there any greater sensation than the release that comes with a touchdown after a beautiful stall? Will you feel tenderness in the Mighty Blow of a strong, virile Mummy?

Run! Run, you fool. Run until you can no longer fight the urge and you find you must yield to some... Chicken Soul for the Foul!"</big><hr>
<i>Hurt these guys and you too can become a member of my book club!</i>

Alot of coaches browse the volumes, are unable to deal with the strange emotions they awaken somewhere within and quickly place them back upon the shelf. But there are those that feel compelled to delve deeper and take something away from the experience...

<b>Books Borrowed</b>
(mng & other SI's)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Dimbus">Dimbus</a> became enamored with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555742">the darkly handsome Cheyenne</a> and left his mark upon him.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~benkobi">benkobi</a> challenged us a 2nd time... just couldn't stay away from <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3558924">Eric Wolfe</a> it appears.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Traler">Traler</a> flirted with the old fashioned <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555722">Ian Ross</a> but rejected him for another... (see below)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~FerN">FerN</a> froliced in the Highlands with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555730">Conor McCloud</a> but skipped away in the end.
Coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~altus_bellator">altus_bellator</a> heard that <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555703">Raoul DuBois</a> liked it rough, so he put the boot in and the pair went missing-in-action for the next match.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Glimmervoid">Glimmervoid</a> met <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3697781">Nicholas Stafford, Earl of Thornwyck</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555722">Ian Ross</a> at a tournament... we're not sure what happened, but the Earl was left weak in the knees and Ian was nowhere to be found for his next match.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Nyberg">Nyberg</a> slapped the cuffs on <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555699">Sheriff Joe Mountain</a>... we're sure that's not how "good cop, bad cop" is supposed to be played!
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Mikro79">Mikro79</a> knocked <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555718">Andrew Spencer</a> down for some tough lovin' behind the bleachers during a Fumbbl Cup match.

<b>Books Bought</b>
(deaths)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~shadow46x2">shadow46x2</a> felt the tugging upon his heart strings and had to make the story of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555715">Alexander Claybourne</a> his own!
...<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3555736">Matt Collins, a 21st century man</a>, was found to be a better fit for coach <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Traler">Traler</a>'s modern ways.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Hodo">Hodo</a> just couldn't decide so he walked off with one arm around <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3555709">Lucien Clayborne, Marquess of Daneridge</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3600926">Captain Duncan Fraser</a> in the other.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/~zoliak">zoliak</a> was bewitched by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3587077">Reuben Costello's</a> otherworldy ways and has now stepped over to the other side!
It was getting late so <a href="http://fumbbl.com/~Uomotigre3">Uomotigre3</a> decided to take advantage of the situation to do a number on both <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3632641">The Falcon - the dashing highwayman</a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3858344">a lone rebel named Sam</a>.

<hr><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=302063">Current Roster</a>

<a href="http://www.wereallydig.com/romancenovels/index.htm">Source Material</a>
<hr><i>Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.</i>
- Groucho Marx<hr>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=14842">FUMBBL SMACK Pro XCII</a> semifinalist.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=15144">FUMBBL SMACK Pro XCIX</a> finalist.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=15370">FUMBBL SMACK Pro CV</a> semifinalist.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2410">XFL II Undead</a> quarterfinalist.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=195&show=18763">FUMBBL Cup VI</a> participant.
<i>The World's Largest BloodBowl Tournament!</i>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4881&show=21737">FUMBBL Minors 200TR II-2</a> participant.
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI IX participant.
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=2410&p=tournaments&show=26246">XFL IV Undead</a> semi-finalist.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sheriff Joe Mountain
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Multiple Block, Guard
 -ag 34 0 0 0 9 4 38/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
2
Aadam, Medieval Physician
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Bernard Fitzgibbons
Wight Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle, Strip Ball, Pro
 -ag 36 0 1 0 8 5 44/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Langston Leed Monteith, aka the Black Monteith
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
   9 0 2 0 2 0 10/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Garrick Asquith-Wolf
Ghoul Runner
9 3 3 7
Dodge
+MA, Block, +MA
   34 0 11 0 1 3 50/51 150k
(70+80)k
  
6
Nicolas Trevane
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Side Step
   26 3 6 0 2 1 30/31 110k
(70+40)k
  
7
Beravael, King of Birasett
Ghoul Runner
7 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG, Block
   15 2 3 0 0 1 16/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
8
Tony, the mysterious hit man
Ghoul Runner
8 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, +MA
   27 3 4 0 1 0 17/31 120k
(70+50)k
  
10
Ian Ross
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
   34 0 0 1 2 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Alex MacKendimen
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Kick
   21 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
15
Lucius Antonius, senior centurion of the Roman Empire
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   13 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11 players  
Coach: pizzamogul Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 1770k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:36 (18/7/11) |TD Diff:11 (43 - 32) |Cas Diff:-1 (35/39/9 - 41/28/15)
Last Opponent: Euro Cup Winners 1984