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<B>Beekeepers, yes ... </B>

They've gotta want to be: - I want to be a beekeeper! I wanna keep bees! Don't want them to get away, I wanna keep them! They have too much freedom ...
I want bees on elastic, so when they get pulled, they come back here! My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him; I wanna walk in their footsteps ...
And their footsteps were like this ...
I'm covered in bees! Aah! Covered in bees!

'Cause that's your job, isn't it? They must lose it - beekeepers must lose it occasionally. You know, you're there, you've got the netting, you've got 2.000 bees and essentially you're trying to steal honey:
- Bzzzzz...
- Morning, morning ... hello ... hello, knock-knock, coming in, hello ... Look! There's a Ferrari over there. Can you see that Ferrari? [stealing the honey] Yes, it's very fast, isn't it? Well, good morning, thank you!
He must be walking back with all these bees around, and at some point, he must go:
- What the flip am I doing? I'm covered in bees! Help! I'm covered in bees!

<B>* * * * * * * * * * * * * SPECIAL TEAM RULES * * * * * * * * * * * * *</B>
<B>Fouling</B> We foul almost never. We might, however, foul if it's absolutely needed to score (or prevent the opponent of scoring) the winning touchdown.
<B>Dirty Players</B> We don't and won't have any dirty players. Won't play against any team with dirty players either.
<B>Mutations</B> This team is not aiming to be the bashiest of teams but a fun (silly even) team with great variety of mutations.
<B>Stalling</B> We might stall one turn but rarely do (simply because I don't like stalling).

<B>These may well be silly team rules for a chaos team, but hey, so what?</B>
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beastman
6 3 4 8
Horns
+AG
  12 2 3 0 1 0 13/ 100k
(105)k
 
2
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Kick, Block
  11 0 3 1 0 1 16/ 100k
(115)k
 
4
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   8 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(110)k
 
6
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Pass Block
  12 0 2 0 2 3 25/ 140k
(138)k
 
7
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  11 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 80k
(85)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Strip Ball
  12 4 0 0 1 0 6/ 80k
(85)k
 
10
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard
  12 0 2 1 5 2 28/ 140k
(143)k
 
11
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Tackle
  12 0 0 1 2 1 11/ 80k
(85)k
 
12
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   6 0 0 1 0 0 2/ 100k
(110)k
 
10 players  
Coach: bluetooth Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (5/2/5) |TD Diff:-2 (13 - 15) |Cas Diff:5 (6/5/5 - 4/3/4)
Last Opponent: House Phalanx