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SKOOL DAZE (Acacdamy) Game one (0-1 Loss to Pogo): OUR FIST GAME! Errr... First. Well, we wuz tryin out some of wat da coach calls "Orky Style" football. Dis means we gets da ball and puts more guys arond it (He calls dis: Da Cage)and run up da pitch till der's no more pitch. Dis tactic is better (He says) den running all about lookin' for some git to bust in da gob. It ALMOST worked... Twice. Da Amazon Girlies was to fast for us ta hit doh. We lost. We sad. Coach angry. Wind sprints comin'... Game two (1-1 Draw to Lagartines Pedorros): Today we fights Lizzies! Big Lizzies are tough bastards, but we'z like elves dancin' around em. Da little ones are really da ones to watch out fer. Dey'z like little scaley bugs, swarmin' about. We wuz down 2-1 when da coach had a good idea... KICK THE SKINKY STUNTIES WHEN DEY DOWN! It works. A few o' da boyz put some o' dem in da hospital real bad. When der wuz no little lizzies left... We walk in with ball. Tie game. Orky Style. We needs more lineorcs so we can foul more... Game three (0-2 Loss to Micky Mouse friends): Ratz! Dirty, fithy, stinkin RATZ! Dey is too fast! Dey make us look stoopid! We iz better dan dis! Cage no work... Fouls no work... Tonight we raid human village to make us feel like a unit. The coach callz dis "Team Building Trip". Game four (1-0 Win over Biggy Smalls): Win! We'z da winnas! Look like raid pay off! We get slaves plus we come out and Kil Kil Kil! Da Stunty Dwarfs never knew what hit 'em! We is rollin' now! Game five (0-0 Draw to Ancient Losers): Grrr... Draw! An' dey messed us up! Da Dockta iz gonna be workin' tonight! We got lotsa Orcs ta replace... [Hired a Gobbo... Makes us sick] Game six (1-3 Loss to Micky Mouse friends): More Ratz... More losing... But da teams gettin healthy again... We gotz ta work on speedy teams... Game seven (0-1 Loss to Pogo): Amazons again! Beat em up but good but still can't win... Need to remember ball... Need to remember ball... Game eight (0-2 Loss to BoNeZrUs): More dead guys... But dis time dey got dogs! Everytime we playz da dead... One o' da boyz ends up dead. We only gotz two blitzas left, and one of 'em decides to be our kicka! Dere is talk... Bad talk about shuttin da team down for good. It's win or go back to hut time. Game nine (1-1 Draw to Coffin Ununited): Dead team... AGAIN! Da team iz gonna hafta take da yearly bath early after rubbin up against dem all day. We tied 'em. Still not a win... But we'll take it. Game ten (3-1 Loss to Panteganesh): More dirty RATZ! Iz nuttin but ratz an' corpses for us? Got a new blitza after game... He's gotta be betta dan da last ones! Soon Acadamy will be over... We'z worried we'z not ready! We wanted a big Troll, but all we do iz replace killed guys. On lighter note: Gobbo look good in last match... Maybe we not eat him... Yet. Da Big Time (Unranked) Game one (0-2 Loss to Prefab Sprout): We'z a terrible team. We don't belong. Stupid armored Dwarfs! They not go down when we hit 'em! Game two (3-0 Win over tundraclaws): We da Best! We RULE! We'z gonna be big time playaz! Tonight: We eat da slaves! |
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Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 50k
(50)k |
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| 2 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Accurate, Block |
19 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 19/ | 110k
(130)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Tackle |
8 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 100k
(105)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
n | 25 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 25/ | 120k
(102)k |
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| 6 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Mighty Blow |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 28/ | 120k
(123)k |
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| 7 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block, Accurate |
27 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 23/ | 110k
(130)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
n | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/ | 70k
(58)k |
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| 9 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate +AG |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 140k
(113)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | n | 27 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/ | 50k
(42)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
28 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 14/ | 70k
(70)k |
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| 12 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 16 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Tackle |
14 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10/ | 100k
(105)k |
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| Games Played: | 28 (3/4/21) | | | TD Diff: | -44 (15 - 59) | | | Cas Diff: | -5 (12/18/4 - 15/14/10) |
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| Last Opponent: Poison Dart Streakers | |||||||