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Onion Rings Crunchers
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<h3>From the <i><b>Clan Holy Book "The Lard on the Rings"</b></i>:</h3><p align=left><b>"
(12)</b>And you will fill one cup of flour. One is the cup that you will fill and no more and no less.
<b>(13)</b>One cup of beer will be filled as well, but be aware not to drink from that cup, otherwise no beer will be left for the holy recept.
<b>(14)</b>Don't even try to drink and refill, because the <b>Great Spoon</b> stirring all the Fates will see you and punish for insolence.
<b>(15)</b>You have also to provide 3-4 cups of shortening for frying purposes, two - three tablespoons of sugar, two teaspoons of salt or seasoning salt to taste.
<b>(16)</b>The <i>Great Spoon</i> will let you to add one-fourth teaspoon of paprika to the batter to insure a golden color.

<b>(17)</b>After this the <b>Thundering Voice From Above</b> continued:
<b>(18)</b>Combine flour and beer in a large bowl, blending thoroughly. Cover and allow batter to sit at room temperature at least 3 hours. You can also not to wait for that time, but the <i>Great Spoon</i> will remember this.
<b>(19)</b>Afterwards gently stir in the sugar and salt. Since the sugar and salt are your friend, you will neither stir them roughly nor speak to them like you do with your gobbos.

<b>(20)</b>After you accomplished all your tasks, you will cut onions into one-fourth inch or larger slices.
<b>(21)</b>If you do not have an inch, look for some by neighbours or go fight some elf.
<b>(22)</b>Separate slices into rings.
<b>(23)</b>Heat shortening to 375 degrees F. You can determine this temperature by dropping a <b>squig</b> into the hot grease -- it should begin to immediately sizzle and quickly rise to the top.
<b>(24)</b>Dry onion rings thoroughly and roll in flour before dipping into batter. Fry until delicate golden brown.
<b>(25)</b>For crispier onion rings add more beer to the batter; for a thicker crust add more flour to the batter.
<b>"</b></p>
Be aware, because the vengence of the <i>Great Spoon</i> will strike you like the rock falling from the head of <b>Humgruk "The High"</b> upon <b>Yggugh "The Flat"</b> during the Inter-Clan Spring Games.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sgrakko
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
   13 2 0 0 0 2 12/16 80k
(80)k
  
2
Shekko
Lineman
6 3 3 9
+MA
   13 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 80k
(80)k
  
3
Grimmog II
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   12 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 70k
(70)k
  
4
Strakkino
Lineman
6 3 3 9
Block, +MA
   13 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 100k
(105)k
  
7
Pedro
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
8
Manilignu
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard
 -av 11 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 100k
(105)k
  
9
Frantoio
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
   13 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 100k
(115)k
  
10
Hasho
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
+MA, Strip Ball
   8 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 130k
(140)k
  
11
Sfrejo
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard
   5 0 2 0 3 1 17/31 120k
(133)k
  
12
SwIisho III
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   4 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(105)k
  
13
Sergio
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9 n 12 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 80k
(67)k
  
14
Drokko
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   13 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(100)k
  
15
Manolo
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Stand Firm
 n 9 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 110k
(83)k
  
16
Mongo
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Pro
   13 0 4 0 3 2 28/31 180k
(131)k
  
14 players  
Coach: dinaturz Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:13 (6/2/5) |TD Diff:3 (16 - 13) |Cas Diff:-2 (8/5/5 - 10/6/4)
Last Opponent: White Mountain AAC