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Ug Ug Ig Og
Retired [X] Ogre

STORY IN PROGRESS

"Ey... Wherd everywun go'd?" Og bellowed, his vision swimming as he slowly heaved his massive bulk up from the bloodied ground. Lifting one massive hand to his throbbing head, Og was confused as it came into contact with a red oozing mess. Staring at his soiled hand, Og thought hard for a few seconds before comprehension dawned as to the red liquid's origin.
"Oi! Sumwun 'as 'it me wiv a tamato! Filthi gobbos!! ARRGGHHHH!" He roared at the small group of snickering goblins who pointed and screeched at him " It ain't tamato ya fat potata wiv legz, itz blood from ya broked 'ead!" They giggled. "Ya was chasin' those wussi beardi shrimpz and ya run inta dat tree! Eh he he ha!" The gobbos fell about the floor laughing as Og turned to see the remains of a massive Elk tree laying shattered by the side of his feet. "Grrrr stoopid snotling luvers!" he growled as he picked up a large piece of the elk and lobbed it at the now fleeing goblins.
Looking around Og spyed the remaining few of his unit and stumbled towards them, simply stepping on or kicking aside the bloodied corpses that littered the canyon. "Har Har Har. Wez thought ya waz dead Og" Eddi said "Evun tried ta wake ya wiv dis" he grunted as he waved a bloodied sword with the arm of the owner still dangling from the handle. As if only just noticing the tasty morsel, Eddi plucked the bleeding apendage and started munching on the fingers.
Staring daggers at the slobbering ogre, Og shifted his gaze to the others standing around, noticing with dimly recognised pride that his offspring Og Throg Jnr was amongst the remaining unit.
"Wel den... guess wez betta find da boss an' git movin'" Og muttered as he spied the gobbos milling suspiciously together on the far side of the clearing "Where is 'e den?".
Keeping his eyes firmly on the gobbos, it took Og a few seconds to realise no answer was forthcoming from his men. Eventually the sound of shuffling feet edging further and further away brought his attention back to the group in time to watch the last ogre disappear into the trees.
"Wher da ya fink uz are goin'? Iz ask'd yaz a questun! Com' bak 'ere!" Og roared into the forest before the heads of 5 ogres popped comically out of the ferns.
"Erm... Og... Duz youz 'memba da gobbos talkin' aboot der bein' a Dragon livin' arund 'ere...?" Eddi growled in an ogres attempt at whispering.
"Yer mez does! Dem lyin' gobbos wil sayz anyfink to git out ov a bashin'!" Og yelled back, his curses echoing around the mountain walls. As the echo slowly began to recede, Og became aware of a soft snorting noise from behind him, causing the hairs on his unwashed neck to stand up.
"Wel erm it seemz dat the gobbos may 'ave...um.... well dey may 'ave been right dis time!" Eddi screeched before his head disappeared back into the foliage.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ug Ug
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Piling On
 n 13 1 0 0 4 0 9/ 140k
(108)k
  
2
Mental Eddi
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Piling On
   13 0 0 0 7 1 19/ 160k
(146)k
  
3
Og Throg
Ogre
5 4 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Piling On
 n, -st, m 14 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 140k
(0)k
  
4
Og Throg Jnr
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard, Multiple Block
   14 0 0 0 8 2 26/ 160k
(144)k
  
5
Bone Crusha
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Piling On, Multiple Block
   14 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 160k
(142)k
  
6
Me Hungry!
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
 -ma 10 0 0 0 5 4 30/ 160k
(150)k
  
7
Bobbi Sockit
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
 n 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(97)k
  
8
Ugly Mug
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 120k
(117)k
  
10
Glimli da Rat Faced
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
 n 12 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 60k
(42)k
  
11
Gnobbi Knacka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   14 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(50)k
  
12
SPPPLLLATT
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
14
Glimmli
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
15
Squashy
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
16
Pumpa
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Leap
   9 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 60k
(40)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: OneEye Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (2/3/9) |TD Diff:-13 (11 - 24) |Cas Diff:13 (22/15/7 - 13/14/4)
Last Opponent: Big Bad 'n' Heavy