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<H2><I>Book of Grudges</I></H2><DIV ALIGN="left"><TABLE><tr><td valign="top">11/14/03:</td><td><s>Nasty little wanker who tossed that rock during the opening kick-off of the Black Sox - Grudgebearer's game and stunned Mogan Quicksilver.</s> <font color="red">Found the dirty Gobbo, Graakt Ratchewer, bragging about his deed in a tavern after the game. "Returned" his rock to him, smashing the knuckles of his right hand in the process... (11/15/03).</font></td></tr><TR><TD VALIGN="top">11/14/03:</TD><TD><s>Black Crag Blood Sox Black Ork Gridash Loveblood blitzes Morak Stoneheart into the stands, stunning him.</s> <font color="red">Gridash badly hurt by a block from Damli Rockbeard (11/14/03).</font></TD></TR><tr><td valign="top">11/18/03:</td><td><s>Commish Mully, coach of Judas Priestess, for casting aspersions upon the speediness of our Dwarven Runners.</s><font color="red"> Scored a TD against the Priestesses with a Longbeard (11/22/03).</font></td></tr><tr><td valign="top">11/25/03:</td><td>The BBRC, fer takin' away access to our glandularly over-developed bretheren.</td></tr><tr><td valign="top">12/05/03:</td><td><s>Cowardly little rat who threw a hunk of stale, moldy cheese from the stands and stunned Nalin Ironthew.</s><font color="red"> Tracked the dirty rat down, tied him up by his tail and pounded him like a piñata till we got a prize (12/09/03).</font></td></tr><tr><td valign="top">12/18/03:</td><td>Ali Baba of the Sultans of Slice fer foulin' Morak Stoneheart and smashin' up his hand.</td></tr><tr><td valign="top">01/05/04:</td><td>Our coach, fer bein' a cowardly cuss and cleanin' out Morak Stoneheart's locker in the dead of night after sayin' he'd keep 'im around.</td></tr><tr><td valign="top">02/15/04:</td><td>Ikskiz Spikehand, fer killin' our new Trollslayer Berak Stoneheart. Lucky fer 'im the apothecary saved Stoneheart or we'd be REALLY mad.</td></tr><tr><td valign="top">02/15/04:</td><td>Throkk ze Thrower of the Warpstone Plagues fer not goin' down before a block like a natural rat and instead seriously injuring Nalin Ironthew, leading to a pinched nerve.</td></tr><tr><td valign="top">07/21/05:</td><td>Dorak Stoneheart fer missin' five or six Dauntless rolls and rollin' about three sets of double skulls. Way to go Dorak!</td></tr><tr><td valign="top">07/21/05:</td><td>Damn long-haired, dope-smokin', maggot-infested rock-n-rollers of the Riverbottom Nightmare Band blew into town hopped up on Bad Rune and left with all our money <i>and</i> the wimminfolk!.</td></tr></TABLE> |
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Troll Slayer
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6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Pro, +MA |
37 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 6 | 68/ | 180k
(198)k |
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| 2 |
Troll Slayer
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6 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Mighty Blow, Tackle, +MA |
38 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 33/ | 160k
(173)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Dirty Player, Pass Block, Sure Hands |
40 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 40/ | 140k
(160)k |
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| 5 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull |
4 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/ | 80k
(80)k |
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| 9 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball |
41 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 17 | 2 | 47/ | 130k
(155)k |
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| 10 |
Longbeard
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5 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA |
41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 3 | 41/ | 140k
(160)k |
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| 11 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block |
40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 3 | 49/ | 130k
(155)k |
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| 12 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Stand Firm, Guard |
n | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 22/ | 120k
(113)k |
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| 13 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
n | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/ | 90k
(96)k |
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| 14 |
Longbeard
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(75)k |
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| Games Played: | 41 (19/7/15) | | | TD Diff: | 4 (54 - 50) | | | Cas Diff: | 76 (68/47/21 - 33/22/5) |
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