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[X] Dark Elf
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So you wanna be a hobo. Well, it ain’t as easy as you might think. I mean, you can’t just wake up and find yourself homeless, living in an alley and stinking of cheap wine! You gotta work at it. But first lets delve into the many advantages of being a hobo. No rent! The world is your bed and breakfast! Except you don’t actually get a bed and you can forget about the breakfast part. Otherwise, they’re pretty much the same! No bills! Last I checked, you can’t mail a bill to a guy who doesn’t have a mail box. Sure we’re crazy. Crazy like a fox with a lot of mental problems! No girl trouble! Believe it or not, most ladies are not drawn to winos. I know, I know, why wouldn’t a woman be drawn to a rugged, self-reliant outdoorsy type who isn’t afraid of squirrels? You always know where all your stuff is! So long as you keep your shopping cart close. And believe me, you’re going to want to. There are a lot of thieves out there who would kill to get their hands on your prized twist-tie collection. You’re your own boss! If you want to lay in a Dumpster until 3pm (and who doesn’t?), you can! You can lay there all day if you like. And if you lay in the right one, they’ll bring the food right to you! It’s like breakfast in bed and you never know what you’ll get! Also, since you are the boss, make sure you give yourself a lot of breaks. And, if you feel like it, a long, long vacation. Society doesn’t expect much out of you! No one expects you to do nothing! When people start looking for answers to the big questions, like world peace, crime rates and the national deficit, they are very unlikely to hassle you for the answers. Plenty of wine drinking time! You write your own schedule, man. No one can come up to you and say, “Hey, Cincinnati Slim, you sure 7am is a good time to be drinking wine?” Because it just so happens 7am is an excellent time to drink some wine! You can act as crazy as you want! Go ahead, man! Get goofy! People expect it out of you. Don’t let ‘em down! -Cincinnati Slim |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Leader, Block, Dauntless |
n | 48 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 31/ | 150k
(110)k |
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Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4/ | 100k
(115)k |
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Witch Elf
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 110k
(130)k |
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Witch Elf
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7 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 110k
(130)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block, Dirty Player, Dodge |
51 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 49/ | 130k
(155)k |
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Lineman
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6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Kick, +ST |
n | 49 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 29/ | 140k
(135)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/ | 70k
(70)k |
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Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Block Dodge, Leap, Pass Block, Side Step, Catch |
n | 37 | 8 | 23 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 118/ | 200k
(177)k |
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Thrower
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6 | 3 | 5 | 8 | Pass Safe Throw, +AG, Accurate |
n, n, n, m | 23 | 36 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 46/ | 170k
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| Games Played: | 52 (23/10/19) | | | TD Diff: | -6 (100 - 106) | | | Cas Diff: | -85 (21/11/4 - 55/45/21) |
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| Last Opponent: Rough Ryders | |||||||