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Trees and Fat Boys!
Retired [X] Halfling

<b><big>Fear the Fat Boys!</big></b>

<img src=http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c46/belovvmeh/funny/thHappyFatKid.gif>

<b><i>10 POINT GAME PLAN</i></b>
1. Pre-game dinner.
2. Pre-game desert.
3. Play first half.
4. If you get the ball, run forward.
5. If you don't, hit someone.
6. Targets on the floor don't fight back!
7. Half time, check if still alive?
8. Play second half, repeat 4 through 6.
9. Full time, check if alive again.
10. Post game pie!

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Too long have the fat boys of this world been pushed around and made fun of! These fat kids are out for revenge, and they won't stand for any name calling or cake tempting anymore! Nothing will distract them from the ball, not gorgeous women, not free money, not even pies!

Mmmmmm..... maybe pies!

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<b>ALL TIME TOP SQUAD</b>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4687022><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/treeman1.gif title="Willowleaf the Gentle (61 SSP) - Active"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5402603><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/treeman2.gif title="Ashbranch the Elder (20 SSP) - Active"></a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4700342><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1.gif title="Gordon Snackmuffin II (12 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685565><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling2.gif title="Vincent Pie-Eater (11 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685566><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling3.gif title="Chesney Cheesemuncher (31 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4756550><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling4.gif title="† Brian Bacongobbler II (9 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685568><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling5.gif title="Phillip Cakescoffer (16 SSP) - Retired"></a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685570><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1.gif title="† Adrian Beerswiller (18 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6780295><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling2.gif title="Duncan Porksnaffler (6 SSP) - Active"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4928185><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling3.gif title="† Freddy Pastydevourer VI (16 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685574><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling4.gif title="† Vivian Sweetstealer (11 SSP) †"></a>
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685575><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling5.gif title="Black Forest Barry (24 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5413416><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling1.gif title="† Norman Hamhogger III (13 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5834943><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling2.gif title="† Harry Chickenchomper V (31 SSP) †"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4756557><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling3.gif title="Tony Turnip Chewer II (42 SSP) - Retired"></a> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4685582><img src=http://www.nicklovick.co.uk/01_Fumbbl/BB7/images/halfling4.gif title="Francois ze Master Chef (0 SSP) - Retired"></a>

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<i><small>Yes indeed, we will hire Deeproot (90K) after agreeing to games, drop cash for handicaps, hire extra chefs, foul like its going out of fashion and do everything else in order to cheat you if possible! What else do you expect if you get in the way of evil fat children?</small></i>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Willowleaf the Gentle
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, +MA, Multiple Block, Guard
   37 0 0 0 24 3 63/ 200k
(180)k
  
2
Ashbranch the Elder
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Multiple Block
   22 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 160k
(124)k
  
3
Gordon Snackmuffin IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   13 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 50k
(20)k
  
4
Vincent Pie-eater II
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   24 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(50)k
  
5
Brian Bacongobbler III
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
6
Chesney Cheesemuncher IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
7
Phillip Cakescoffer VII
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   7 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 60k
(35)k
  
8
Adrian Beerswiller IV
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Duncan Porksnaffler V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 50k
(20)k
  
10
Freddy Pastydevourer VIII
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
Vivian Sweetstealer VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
12
Black Forest Barry V
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, +AG
   13 1 3 0 1 1 17/ 90k
(85)k
  
13
Norman Hamhogger V
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
14
Harry Chickenchomper VI
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Cribbleobblepie Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1310k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:41 (24/5/12) |TD Diff:21 (60 - 39) |Cas Diff:7 (67/47/26 - 52/53/28)
Last Opponent: 1995 Dallas Cowboys