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Kenmucky F.C
P [R] Orc

TEAM COLOURS - Red
AWAY COLOURS - Gold
HOME STADIUM - Theatre Of Death ( ground share with DLOTP )
CAPACITY - 70,000 including: 500 executive crypts, 850 V.I.P Coffins and 5 miles of catacombes.
TEAM MASCOT - Ketchup Ken - The 10ft tall bottle of sauce.
CHEERLEADERS - The Golden Arches
COACH - Milnestar The Undying
SPONSORS - Kenmucky Fried Children
HALL OF FAME - Wimpey The Gobbo, The Bucket, Zinger

When the new Kenmucky Fried Children opened next to the 'Theatre Of Death' ( home to Dark Lords Of The Pitch ) Milnestar the undying was most unpleased. You see he was giving his team of undead a rest of about 500 years, but when the burger bar opened up the Zombies were drawn to the smell of raw meat and they ended up waking the whole team.

Milnestar decided to re-enter the DLOTP into the Fumbbl league, but after a series of defeats and injuries he sat contemplating the future. From his crypt he had an excellent view over the car park of the K.F.C, much to his dislike. However, this day he was not unhappy at staring at a pile of frozen burger buns when as the break time hooter sounded the Orc Boys nipped into the Car Park for a quick game of football.

Milnestar liked what he saw, there were a couple of big guys who seemed more interested in smashing up a parked car, a couple of even bigger guys who were tucking into a semi-frozen cow, there were some small guys who could run real quick and there was even one dude who could pick up and pass the ball further than 15meters, something Milnestar had not seen in some time.

The undying Lord swooped down to where the green skins were playing, and the rest is history.

The greenskins made their debut in Nov '03 but so far things have not gone to plan, and Milnestar is left realising that his new team is nowhere near as good as his Undead, yet he is addicted to them. He has not seen the sight of spilt blood for some time, and he is almost sending the greenies in for the enjoyment of the sacrifice, and only occasionally remembering about the ball.

However, after a recent invitaion arrived at his crypt for the FUMBBL
coaches dinner and dance evening he has realised he better get his rating sorted out pretty soon !

50 Games Reached - 12th September 2005
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
D'oh nut
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
2
Fries
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball
 n 18 1 2 0 0 1 12/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
3
Shake
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Stand Firm
   4 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
4
Supersize
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   10 10 0 0 0 0 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Rasher
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball, Sure Hands
   17 2 1 0 1 3 22/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Paz Burgerbiter
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Quarter Pounder
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
8
E L V I S
Troll
4 6 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Juggernaut, +ST, Guard
   46 0 0 0 16 4 52/76 230k
(110+120)k
  
9
Legend
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
11
Buffalo Wing
Lineman
5 3 3 9   17 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Cutlet
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard
   15 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
13
Rib Eye
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard, Mighty Blow, Block
   29 0 1 0 8 5 44/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
14
Saz Burgerbiter
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Leap, Sure Feet
   25 3 6 0 1 3 38/51 100k
(40+60)k
  
13 players  
Coach: milnestar Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:55 (23/10/22) |TD Diff:6 (77 - 71) |Cas Diff:-9 (47/48/18 - 57/42/23)
Last Opponent: Kamikazes Rojos