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Recently, the University of Kansas Research Center sponsored a highly experimental cloning program called the Cloning Of Cross-gendered Kansas Athletes, Scholars, and Students program. The COCKASS program took DNA from former and current University of Kansas students – especially student-athletes with the purpose of creating an opposite-gendered version. Some notable DNA donors included the likes of Wilt Chamberlain, Gale Sayers, Todd Reesing, and Brandon McAnderson. The experiment at first was a huge success as female versions of the donors were created. However, things went terribly wrong as a strain of the DNA from one of the donors (whose identity is unknown) was corrupted and mutated creating an abnormal rise in adrenaline and the presence of testosterone in the female clones. It goes without saying that an increased amount of adrenaline mixed with the presence of testosterone in the female sex – which is known to be already completely without reason and logic – could lead only to disaster. The subjects began showing heightened aggression, sometimes uncontrollable, and the desire to maim, kill, or otherwise destroy things and other people. The COCKASS program was forthwith shutdown, but to cover up this failed experiment, the University of Kansas enrolled these female clones and offered them all scholarships to the Jayhawk Blood Bowl team. With an admirable 4-1-0 preseason record, the Kansas Lady Jayhawks were granted application into the National College Blood Bowl league in the Smack conference during its second season.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gail Sayers II
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   7 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 90k
(90)k
  
2
Wilma Chamberlain
Linewoman
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, +MA
 n 17 0 1 0 3 4 29/31 100k
(110)k
  
3
Joan Riggins
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow
   17 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 110k
(120)k
  
4
Jackie Del Rio
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow
   18 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 110k
(120)k
  
5
Niki Collison II
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   5 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 70k
(75)k
  
6
Paula Pierce
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Pro
   18 1 7 0 2 2 36/51 130k
(158)k
  
7
Aqibella Talib
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow
 n 17 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 110k
(100)k
  
8
Jane Ryun II
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
9
Rachelle LaFrentz
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   17 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
10
Billie Mills
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block
   18 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 70k
(90)k
  
11
Toddette Reesing
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Strong Arm, Sure Hands
   18 15 0 0 1 2 27/31 120k
(125)k
  
12
Danielle Manning II
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(65)k
  
13
Jane Naismith
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
15
Maxine Mangino
Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Kick
   9 0 1 0 0 4 23/31 90k
(120)k
  
14 players  
Coach: sonofmus Re-Rolls (80k): 8  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1690k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (7/4/7) |TD Diff:-2 (25 - 27) |Cas Diff:-8 (9/15/3 - 17/11/7)
Last Opponent: UCLA Bruisins