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Mediocre Bad Guys
Retired [R] Elven Union

As a kid I always wondered what kind of superhero I would be if I was one. What would be my niche? Seems I wasn't the only one with this dream. These dudes took it a step further and actually went for it. Some to be heroes, some to be villains, but all universally mediocre. So they turned to the Blood Bowl pitch, donning their personas in an attempt to prove to the world that even the seemingly mediocre could become great. Some have fataly failed, some merely realizing a childhood dream has come to it's end in its last attempt to keep it alive. But a few have lived the dream, realized their potential, and proven to the fans, and more importantly to themselves, that they have become exemplary. No longer will they fade into obscurity, as long as this team thrives their examples, and their dreams, will live on. Some who have achieved this have already moved on, taking pride in their journey of self-actualization, but they will always be a beacon for those who still dream.


The team has weakened from it's original dominance. It still has consistently won, but the losses of the amazing backfield of Puffy Wraith and Fluffy Thunder Mouse from Hell (below), and our great passer Draconian Sheep (also below), along with some well developed support players, the great team that surrounded The Sock Drawer Phantom have fallen to the way-side. In the great era where these four players shared the pitch, they amassed amazing wins and great stats.

*Draconian Sheep completed 59 passes in his short career for almost a thousand yards, averaging over 16 yards per completion and over 867 rushing yards. 3 time MVP.
*The Dynamic Duo of the bruiser Puffy Wraith and the finesse of Thunder Mouse combined for 400 blocks, 23 casualties, 13 TD's, 421 rushing yards, and combined for 5 MVP's.
*To date the phenom Sock Drawer Phantom has amassed 2427 rushing yards, 37 touchdowns, 4 casualties, an interception, 19 completions for 180 yards and three MVP's. By comparison in 33 games, roughly the same number of games as two NFL seasons, he has averaged 1213.5 rushing yards and 18.5 touchdowns per season.

The Sock Drawer Phantom still continues to dominate the pitch, but only time will tell if a team can rise around him once again.

Not so Mediocre bad guys no longer with us (Players who have earned a bio):
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5057399">Fluffy Thunder Mouse of Hell</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5041391">Draconian Sheep</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5041385">Puffy Wraith</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stellar Salt Sphinx
Blitzer
7 3 5 8
Block, Side Step
Kick, Tackle, Mighty Blow, +AG
   23 1 7 0 10 4 62/ 220k
(110+110)k
  
2
Marble Master
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge
 n, m 3 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 120k
(0)k
  
3
Sock Drawer Phantom
Catcher
9 5 6 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
+MA, +AG, +ST, +AG, +ST, Block, Dodge
 m 48 26 54 2 6 4 Legend
224
 350k
(0)k
  
4
Lets Get Nuffled Again
Lineman
6 3 4 7   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
6
The Divine Swine
Lineman
6 4 4 7
+ST, Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge
 n 47 5 4 1 19 0 57/ 180k
(60+120)k
  
8
Gopher Gobbler
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Wrestle
   2 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
9
Biff Ripley
Lineman
6 3 5 7
+AG, Dodge, Block
 n 12 4 6 0 0 2 32/ 140k
(60+80)k
  
10
Storm Mollusk
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Sure Hands, Block, Guard
   17 24 2 0 0 1 35/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
17
Brian Whitetree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
18
Cory Palelightning
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
19
Cory Hotbrook
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
20
Graham Quickbrook
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
21
Jack Bluehammer
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
6 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: JimmyBlitz Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2020k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (32/6/12) |TD Diff:48 (122 - 74) |Cas Diff:-48 (49/35/15 - 71/51/25)
Last Opponent: Band of the Phoenix