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Caught By The Fuzz
Retired [X2] Dark Elf

TEAM COLOURS - Navy
AWAY COLOURS - White
HOME STADIUM - The Theatre Of Death
CAPACITY - 70,000 including: 500 executive crypts, 850 V.I.P Coffins and 5 miles of catacombes.
MASCOT - Truncheon Tommy
CHEERLEADERS - The Panda Cars ( 3 x 9ft tall Panda's in comedy cars with flashing lights )
SPONSORS - Kenmucky Fried Children
COACH - Milnestar the undying
HALL OF FAME - Inspector Cluseau

Milnestar was happy with the progress his two teams were making in the FUMBBL Open League. Both Dark Lords Of The Pitch & Kenmucky FC had started to win games, and morale in the changing rooms was high.

However, the Kenmucky Boys were beginning to get disattisfied at the fact that they were getting paid less than half of some of the stars of DLOTP and 'The Bucket' & Chaz Burgerbiter hatched a cunning plan. The greenskins got their buddies in on the idea and in true Oceans 11 style planned a heist on the local aquarium. Chaz believed he had seen buried treasure at the bottom of the tanks and all manner of shipwrecks. Not being the brightest bunch the orc boys thought it was a magnificent idea.

Just as Chaz was reaching into the first tank, and as E L V I S was tucking into his third Dog Fish the alarms sounded, and within minutes the place was surrounded by the Fuzz. Now these boys were brutal, within minutes the orc boys were in bits even The Colonel was out cold. Milnestar arrived just as the melee was beginning to calm and the dust settle.

However, what he witnessed gave him a warm glow inside, for what he saw he had not seen in a long, long time - Dark Elves, some of the darkest he had ever seen - Police Dark Elves !!! Milnestar, payed the bail owed on the green skins and also cast a spell over the Fuzz and lured them to join his other teams and fight in the Open League of FUMBBL. The rest is history !
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sting
Witch Elf
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Tackle, Dauntless
 n, -ma 27 5 6 0 7 0 37/ 180k
(154)k
  
2
Dixon Of Dock Green
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(115)k
  
3
Commandant Lasard
Lineman
6 3 4 8   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70)k
  
4
Bergerac
Lineman
7 3 4 8
+MA
   21 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 100k
(115)k
  
5
Norberg
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(115)k
  
6
Inspector Cluseau
Blitzer
7 3 5 7
Block
+AG, Tackle, Dodge, +MA
 -ma, -av, n 29 4 13 0 6 2 65/ 210k
(150)k
  
7
T J Hooker
Blitzer
8 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, +MA
 m 23 0 6 0 0 2 28/ 150k
(0)k
  
8
Axel Foley
Thrower
6 3 5 8
Pass
+AG, Block, Accurate
   28 28 5 0 0 1 48/ 170k
(170)k
  
10
PC Plum
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Kick
 -av 27 0 4 0 0 5 37/ 130k
(130)k
  
16
Starsky
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(90)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: milnestar Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 7  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (15/4/11) |TD Diff:15 (55 - 40) |Cas Diff:-55 (17/13/5 - 47/32/11)
Last Opponent: Damn Quick Yet Again