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A Melancholy Death Poetry II
Retired [X] Halfling

Our chiefcook may purchase ingredients
if he feels like making you taste one of his favorite meals:

Oysters in their balsamic vinegar and shallot dressing (1st wine: Gewurztraminer)
Pan-fried foie gras and honey glazed turnip
Roasted ribs with golden chanterelles, pommes Anna, and bordelaise sauce (2nd wine: 1982 St Emilion)
Tomatoes & mozzarella salad
Cheese plate (17 different kinds)
Lemon meringue pie, chocolate mousse and melon salad (serving now Champagne)
Eventually: coffee and little cakes.


Oh, and DeepRoot might be hired to serve.





the theme of this team comes from
Tim Burton's
Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy Boy
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
2
Junk Girl
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   9 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 60k
(30)k
  
3
Brie Boy
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 16 0 4 0 1 0 14/ 50k
(17)k
  
4
Match Girl
Treeman
2 7 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+ST, Break Tackle
   17 0 0 0 10 0 20/ 180k
(161)k
  
5
Stick Boy
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Multiple Block
   15 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 150k
(137)k
  
6
Oyster Boy
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
7
Toxic Boy
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   15 0 2 0 1 2 18/ 70k
(50)k
  
8
Robot Boy
Halfling
4 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet
 -ma, m 11 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 90k
(0)k
  
9
Melonhead
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(15)k
  
10
Voodoo Girl
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   18 0 3 0 1 1 16/ 70k
(50)k
  
11
Staring Girl
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Guard, Side Step
 n 17 1 2 1 1 2 21/ 80k
(50)k
  
13
Stain Boy
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   18 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 70k
(50)k
  
14
Anchor Baby
Halfling
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Kick
 n, n 15 2 3 0 0 1 16/ 100k
(59)k
  
15
The Girl With Many Eyes
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(15)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: tomfromparis Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 12  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 6  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (12/4/2) |TD Diff:18 (28 - 10) |Cas Diff:-26 (16/14/5 - 31/13/17)
Last Opponent: Wooden Club Reborn