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<br/><h3>With beer or against us!</h3> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LdZ80syLF3E&hl=en&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LdZ80syLF3E&hl=en&rel=0&color1=0x2b405b&color2=0x6b8ab6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed> <b>Players who have had too much beer:</b><br/> <input type="button" value='Show Full List' onclick="obj=document.getElementById('hide1');obj2=document.getElementById('hide2');if (this.value == 'Show Full List'){ obj.style.display = ''; obj2.style.display ='none'; this.value = 'Hide';} else { obj.style.display = 'none'; obj2.style.display = '';this.value = 'Show Full List';}"><br /> <div id='hide1' style='display:none'><ol seqnum="0"><li>Geenimetsuri, the incumbent coach of the team</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5513409">Burgen Pils</a> - Thrower, game 3, 0 SPP: Had too much to drink and passed out during his and team's 3rd game resulting in permanent loss of memory leading into difficulties with remembering match days. - Inj: m, n</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513358">Olvi</a> - Lineman, game 5, 0 SPP: Known for his poor constitution with alcohol he went to the blood bowl pitch after having drunk a couple of ciders, ended up concussed by an elf and got fired by the coach. He won't be missed and the team even threw a small party to get rid of him. - Inj: m, n</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513369">Legenda</a> - Lineman, game 5, 9 SPP: A talented little fella who decided to continue on the pitch even after getting a severe pancreaitis during the, cough, training season which significantly lowered his life expectancy. However, after almost bursting his pancreas against ELVES he decided to quit playing and retire in shame. - Inj: -av, m, n</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5551619">Holsten Premium</a> - Blitzer, game 7, Games Played 1, 0 SPP: A promising rookie who simply had no head for beer. Was completely lost in his first game after drinking few celebratory beers to commemorate his first match. His match, and life, ended up short with poor Holsten getting completely surprised by a <i>sneaky dwarf</i>. He won't be missed. - Inj: RIP</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513402">KOFF</a> - Lineman, game 7, 5 SPP: A degenerate player who valiantly jumped to the crowd and quaffed a barrel of beer during the match but dropped dead from the effort. Earned the MVP for that feat which were his only SPP during his short career. He won't be missed. - Inj: RIP</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5550542">Karjala</a> - Blitzer, game 7, GP 2, SPP 7: A veteran who joined the team quite recently. After getting badly hit in his 2nd game on the team his extensive injuries - from years of alcohol abuse - became apparent. After it was certain he was never going to make a full recovery the team and player decided it was best for him to quit the team, much to the sadness of the rest of the team. - Inj: m, n</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5513360">Sandels</a> - Lineman, game 8, SPP 4: Yet another victim of the team's liberal alcohol policy. While on previous occassions the drunken rage of Sandels did cause some casualties this time it was he who got mangled. He won't be missed. - Inj: m, n</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5567672">Olvi I</a> - Lineman, game 12, GP 5, SPP 2: Poor Olvi I did take his drinking seriously, too bad he didn't take Blood Bowl as seriously. The humans showed him the error of his ways. He won't be missed. - Inj: RIP</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5580623">Legenda I</a> - Lineman, game 12, GP 3, SPP 5: Decided to show the human what being true to beer means and hurled his guts out on to the pitch. Earned MVP for and broke his spleen while doing it and had to retire the pitch in shame. He won't be missed. - Inj: m,n</li><br /> <li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=5513325">Karhu Tosi Vahva</a> - Minotaur, game 12, SPP 18: A true party animal who eventually ended up on the turf pretty broken up. After the game the team, after a bitter loss, were out drinking and took poor Karhu out of his wheelchair in drunken stupor and barbecued him. The players commented that the ribs of the slightly underachieving minotaur made an excellent dinner and went together fine with some chianti, even though they're not normally particularly fond of wines. He will live on in rest of the players. - Inj: m, n</li></ol></div><!-- LUCKIT: 728% vs 769% (13 peliä) --><div id="hide2" ><b>In short:</b><ul align="left"><li>Games played: 17</li><li>Cas: -24 (29 - 53)</li><li>Concessions: 2/0 (for/against)<li><li>Players lost or retired:<ul ><li>Linemen: 8</li><li>Throwers: 1</li><li>Catchers: 0</li><li>Blitzers: 2</li><li>Minotaurs: 1</li><li>Total: 12 (0.71/game)</li></ul></li><li>Cost: 760k (45k/g)</li><li>Income: 1000k (59k/g)</li><li>Profit: 240k (11k/g)</li><li>Average luck-%: 56.0% vs 59.1% (11 games counted)</li></ul></div><h3>Order of Beer - merit</h3><!-- --><b>First Class</b> (awarded for outstanding performance) <i>(none yet)</i><br/> <b>Second Class</b> (awarded for outstanding effort in a single game) <ol><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513388">Nikolai</a> - For his performance in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2201222">this</a> game for scoring an unlikely winning TD and showing commendable skill all around.</li><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5513340">A Le Coq Pilsner</a> - For his performance in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2215570">this</a> game for scoring 2 touchdowns and causing 2 casualties to a total of 10 SPP.</li> </ol><b>Third Class</b> (awarded automatically for every blitzer) <ol><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5515456">Lahden Sininen</a> (active)</li><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5550542">Karjala</a> (retired: m,n - 2 games)</li><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5551619">Holsten Premium</a> (killed - 1 game)</li><li><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5588816">Karjala I</a> (active)</li> </ol> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 110k
(90)k |
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| 2 |
Catcher
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch Dodge, Tackle, Side Step |
m | 17 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 47/51 | 130k
(0)k |
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| 3 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Tackle |
-ma | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/16 | 70k
(65)k |
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| 5 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 6 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Tackle |
15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7/16 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block Tackle |
17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9/16 | 70k
(75)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block |
15 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Block Dodge, +AG, Tackle |
17 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 31/51 | 140k
(148)k |
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| 13 |
Catcher
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Catch Dodge |
15 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 15/16 | 90k
(120)k |
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| 14 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up Guard |
15 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 12/16 | 110k
(130)k |
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| 15 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up |
6 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5/6 | 90k
(95)k |
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| 11 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 17 (7/1/9) | | | TD Diff: | -5 (18 - 23) | | | Cas Diff: | -23 (17/6/6 - 23/18/11) |
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| Last Opponent: Grumpy little men | |||||||