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Rank Incompetents
Roster [X2] Human

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<p style='text-align: left;'>Don't look at the Team Strength or Team Rating and turn down a match because the team looks too "hard". Just look at my Win Percentage and the low number of casualties we've been able to cause. Then chortle and accept.</p><p style='text-align: left;'>This is, in fact, possibly the squishiest team on Fumbbl - RI players seem to spend most of their games prone, stunned or getting treatment off the pitch.</p><p style='text-align: left;'>They've also been blessed with linemen who can't pick up the ball - now "sadly" deceased - and blitzers who fall over every single time they go for it. Big Guy signing Nathaniel Facesplitter-Smythe was been brought in to strengthen the line of scrimmage but he would appear to redefining "Bone Head" as something you need 6+ to avoid. I suspect I will come to regret giving him +ST rather than Block on his last skill roll but I roll double six so rarely ... Let's just hope he survives long enough to get another double (but I doubt it).</p><p style='text-align: left;'>In spite of their appalling luck, the Incompetents have yet to refuse a challenge although this is going to have to change - we've been getting turned over badly recently and it'd be a pleasant change to play one of the "softer" opponents.</p><p style='text-align: left;'>The team has yet to commit a foul. Not because of any ridiculous "fair play" ethic. No, it's because I know full well that every foul attempt will (a) fail to get through a halfling's armour and (b) lead to my player being sent off.</p><p style='text-align: left;'>Until you've played against me you've yet to experience the joy of facing a coach who's clearly NOT a favourite of Nuffle. My tactics may be suspect but just watch those dice rolls. And ROFL.</p><p style='text-align: left;'>So, are you up for a match? Have I finally started to play sensibly enough to give the Incompetents a chance? Shall we find out?</p>

<table style='width: 640px; text-align: right; border: 1px double #000000;'><tr><th colspan='3' style='padding: 5px; text-align:center; background-color: #ffff00;'>Stats and Trivia</th></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='background-color: #000000; padding: 5px; color: #ffffff;'>Matches played</th><td style='text-align: center; width: 100px;'>25</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff; padding: 5px; vertical-align: top;'>Attendance - Highest</th><td style='text-align: center;'>96,000</td><td>&nbsp;</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='padding: 5px; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff;'>Lowest</th><td style='text-align: center;'>44,000</td><td>&nbsp;</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='padding: 5px; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff;'>Average</th><td style='text-align: center;'>67,719</td><td>&nbsp;</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff; padding: 5px; vertical-align: top;'>Ever-present players</th><td style='text-align: center;'>2</td><td style='text-align: left;'>Geoffrey and Bill have yet to miss a game</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='vertical-align: top; padding: 5px; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff;'>Former players</th><td style='text-align: center;'>10</td><td style='text-align: left;'>7 deceased, 3 retired hurt, 1 retired due to bad choice of skill!</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='vertical-align: top; padding: 5px; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff;'>Best SPP haul in a match</th><td style='text-align: center;'>8</td><td style='text-align: left;'><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=5650538">George</a> vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=472508">Ritual slaughters</a></td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='padding: 5px; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff;'>Most consecutive wins</th><td style='text-align: center;'>2</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='background-color: #000000; padding: 5px; color: #ffffff;'>Most consecutive matches without losing</th><td style='text-align: center;'>4</td><td>&nbsp;</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='background-color: #000000; padding: 5px; color: #ffffff;'>Most consecutive matches without winning</th><td style='text-align: center;'>10</td><td style='text-align: left;'>&nbsp;</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='padding: 5px; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff;'>Most consecutive losses</th><td style='text-align: center;'>6</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='padding: 5px; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff;'>Recent form</th><td style='text-align: center;'>DLWDW</td><td>&nbsp;</td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='padding: 5px; background-color: #000000; color: #ffffff;'>Biggest win</th><td style='text-align: center;'>3-0</td><td style='text-align: left;'>vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=503078">MordorKnights II</a></td></tr><!--
--><tr><th style='background-color: #000000; padding: 5px; color: #ffffff;'>Biggest defeat</th><td style='text-align: center;'>0-5</td><td style='text-align: left;'>vs <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=430267">Darkforest Avengers</a></td></tr><!--
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Jeffrey
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
Guard, +MA
   23 0 2 0 2 2 20/31 140k
(148)k
  
2
Geoffrey
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   25 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 110k
(125)k
  
3
Rock
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
4
Algernon
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
 -ma 24 0 1 0 4 3 26/31 130k
(128)k
  
5
Alf
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
   22 1 1 0 3 2 20/31 90k
(95)k
  
6
Bill
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Pass, Block
   25 2 1 0 4 2 23/31 100k
(85)k
  
7
Maurice
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   11 8 0 0 0 0 8/16 90k
(115)k
  
8
Norman
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
 n, m 8 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 90k
(0)k
  
9
Oscar
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(85)k
  
10
Pete
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(85)k
  
11
George
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block, Kick, Tackle
 -av 22 1 1 0 2 5 33/51 110k
(105)k
  
12
Quentin
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
13
Louis
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Sure Feet
   15 1 2 0 0 2 17/31 110k
(143)k
  
14
Simon
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(85)k
  
16
Nathaniel Facesplitter-Smythe
Ogre
6 6 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
+MA, +ST
   20 0 1 0 9 1 26/31 200k
(156)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Emrys Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1800k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (5/3/17) |TD Diff:-27 (19 - 46) |Cas Diff:-24 (17/4/12 - 33/15/9)
Last Opponent: Blade Runnerzz